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Show LEGION MAN BUSY WITH B'S Buckeye Boy Bends, Bows and Borrows Bor-rows Bad and Beautiful Bonus Boosting Babble. "Apt alliteration's nrtful nld" was not neglected when nn Akron (O.) member of the American Legion spun the following bonus yarn : "Burt begun to bitterly bernto the 'bull' about the bonus hill, hewnlllng the benighted bigotry of the belllger eat birds, badly blocking the bonus by bombastic blusterlngs and limbic, and branding the busted bucks who bore the brunt of the bntllu ns badgers bad-gers and booty-burglars of billions In bonds, believed by blfr, bnld business brow-beaters to belong burled In banks. "Ilefore our bewildered Hurt boarded board-ed a boat to become u biiltlo-scnrred vet beyond the borders of our bright bpnutlful, big country, ho became i benedict; mid, back from the battles busted and barren of bullion, our be nlghted boy hero beenme bcnutlfull. bored because big bibulous bunco men Ineatldessly built a bunch of backhand back-hand lies to bribe hint by a bunk promise of a bonus. "Hut Hurt Isn't badly brow-beaten by the bedraggled babble of a bonus Hlythe, buoyant and bubbling, biding Ids time, Hurt, the benedict and battle bat-tle buddy, nnd Heulah, his bride, believe be-lieve the bully and bumptious Men that a bei.eticent bunch of birds will be brought to believe thnt big bnttles beat the Hoche and busted bucks need bread; and before beaucoup (minted years pass a bonus bill to bring the bacon back to our buddy, Hurt. |