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Show B; ijiihiiii. mwng innn ww m -. I JRON COUNTY RECORD Hj ALEX. I!. HOLLO, L-escee I CEIMK CITY. IHON COUNTY. VTAH H Go fishing by all mentis, but If you H Int tlio big onoH got away forgot them. H floonebirrl8, raspberries nntl green H hjijiIo Htomacli aches uro rlpo. H When tlio Inko broozu gets enntnn- H kcroiifl tlio safest placo In tlio dry H land. A mndmiui on"LnkoKrlo was calmed H by n plooo of pie. TIuih Ih IIohIoii vln R dlcntcd. H Wlioro tlio noropTano has tho ndvan H tngo nvor tho ntitoinoblln Ih that It can H fly acroBH rough ground. H Now Yorinnlirojiittrliurto string so mnny olootrlc lights nlong tlio Hudeon H thfit Hrondwny will bo Jealous. B If tlio IntcflTfnahlon edict among H womoti that "lints mid shoes must match'" Ifl cnrrlod out, whorcwlll moro H man walk? H Tho American Fodorntlon of Labor H nnyn thoro nro 2,000,000 mon out of H work. So thoro may bo, but the fish H Ing Ih now good. H 'Thin IbTIio Bonuoii Hi which tho Hj Amarlcnn tourist proceeds to "kip K from 0110 Nuropenn capital to another H on ochodulod tlmo. H ' -. H Homo Now Jonioy towns now re H qulro bnkoru to dollvor each lonf of H broad In a Healed nneptlc bag. Bnnl H tnry aclonco Ih mnrchliiK on, H No American stylo linn boon nn bad H no that poach banket nffnlr tho formor H flhah UHod to wear whllo ho wan h till H on tho Job. H Tho South American war may ovont H unlly materialize, but at prcHcnt It H looks like n vory potty quarrel which H nhould bo vory candy Bottled. j A big HotnifTwUl nccompany tho H proHldeut down tho MlnnlUKlppI river, H but It In nafo to Hay that nono of tho H pllotn will try to mako rlnga around H (ho iirealdont'H boat. H Two hundred gronadlor hats for H women hnvo arrived In Now' York H from I'nrln. Some day American worn- H nn will have a Ilonton tea party for H forolgn monntronltlOH of fashion. H It In estimated by tho city statlstl H clan that Chicago will hnvo a populn r , ,tlon ot over 2,GQ0.QQ0 In 1010. Undo "'' " Bam, however, will aond around a man H to cheek lip tho figures, - H Fruit, It Ib mild, retards tho harden H Ing of tho tissues and thuii conduced H to tho preservation of youthfulnoss. H Yot ngo In ItHolt a lemon handed out H by llfo to youth and beauty. H A grnndTon of Klngli.dwnrd goes to H tho naval college with tho roputatlon H of Hinging n capital hour. Still, critics H In ISnglnnd mny llko to hold their H Jobs. H Tho uar In vlnltlng hla own roln- H tlvea dnron go off his yacht only long H enough to tnko ton. nnd thou when H nurrounded by Invlnolblea, lnfloxlblos, H Dreadnoughts, ot nl to bo auro no H bomba or nnarchlHts aro around. m A novel law point ha a been raised H by a man In Connecticut who Una sued H . ono of hla neighbors for a atlnglng ad m " mlnlstorcd by tho lnttor'a boea. Curl-B Curl-B . oalty la now rampant to boo If tho bee H A owners will bo alao "atung." H I A man In Now York la suing a B .r jtulKC two pnllf chlefa, throo dotco- M T.: tlvea and a coroner far false arrest. M Ho ought to reat satisfied that ho had r n good reputation, atneo It took ao M many to dnmago It. M Tho ImnatoB of Sing Slug mako pub- m llo their need of mora tenor volcea to H naalat In the church aervlcca. Sing B Slng'a dearth of alngora auggoata tho M proper dlapoaal of tho next grand M oporiv star that murders hla notes. M TSxperlmouta hnvo roaultod In tho Hj produetlon front potroloum of a brand B of buttr snld to bo "aomethlug Juat H na good" na tho genuine bovine n tlqlo. Uut It la doubtful If this sort H cif "npar butter" will bo In good odor 1 among those who uro n llttlo partlcu 1 lnr In auch mnttors. H ' Thoro was n tlmo when tho dlcnov- H .. ,. 't;y that worma nro fond of tho Jack H pine would not hnvo caused a ripple m . , ' oh 'alarm among tho owners ot tlnv m her.. Thy would have taken a froah H ')A' grip on tha ax and gono to wnrk with H , j added vdgar nmoug tho big Norwaya. H Uiit now tho Jack, plue haa romo to H lmvo vrIuo, tho easo ts dlfforent. H I'urhapa tho lowering of cable tolls M bctweon Ciroat Urltatn and India, Aua- H . tralln and South Africa la a result of H tho recent colonial conforonco In Ixni- H don. However thla may bo, tho Urlt- H Ish and colonial govornmonts have H ngreud that hroatttr tho oablo press H rate tshnll bo only nlnoponuo Instead H -f o( a shilling a word batwoon Ijrltalu H ud India, Auutrnlla and South Africa. |