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Show UNSETTLED. I "Ah! And whoso llttlo girl nro you?'' "1 don't know yot, mister. Georgo in' Jlmmlo is just flghtln' a duel over In tho lot to Rettlo tho question!" PAINT DURABILITY. Tho first thought In painting should, if course, bo durability and durability dura-bility means simply puro paint properly prop-erly applied. Puro paint Is puro white lend nnd ltnsoed oil (with or without tinting material). Somo years ago tho patnt-buyer was lllcoly to get adulterated or counter-folt counter-folt white lead If ho was not familiar with brands. To-day ho may buy with perfect safoty If ho only makes suro that tho Dutch Boy Palntor trademark Is on tho packages of whlto lend that ho buys. This trademark trade-mark was ndopted by Natlonnl Lead Company to distinguish tho puro whlto lend made by them from 'tho worthless adulterated and fake goods. It is a guarauteo ns valuablo to tho house-owner as tho education of a paint expert could bo. The Ever Changing Waist Line. Consider tho inontnl agility It takes to keep up with ono's waist line. Ono goes to, bed at night In the sweet as-3itranco as-3itranco that It will bo tinner tho arms for tho next two or threo months at tny rate, and awakes to loam from tho headlines In tho morning papers tho waist lino Is positively at tho knees. There is nbsolutoly no uso In prognosticating prognos-ticating anything about It any longer. That tho waist lino occurred nt tho waist was an axiom nccoptcd as unquestionably un-questionably as that tho earth revolves re-volves on Its axis, but In these days of higher criticism It Is likely to bo anywhere It blowoth whoro It list-cth. list-cth. Mrs. Wilson Woodrow, In American Ameri-can Magazlno. Marriage and Meanness. Somo yenra ago thoro lived In Atchison Atch-ison a young woman noted for her good works nnd gentleness. Sho was always helping tho poor anil was patient pa-tient and kind and universally admired. ad-mired. Sho married a fairly good man and abused him within throo lnontlm. Sho had boon good and pntlcnt for yenrs, hut n husband was too much Tor her; sho had never been cross to any ono until Bho was cross to hor husband. There Is somothlng about marrlngo that stirs up hidden depths of meanness on both sides. Atchison (Kan.) Gloho. An Escape. "Aro you Biiro that indicator registered regis-tered tho correct faro?" "Yes," answered tho taxlcabman. 'You aren't kicking, aro you?" "No, I'm congratulating myself. If wo went that far In so short a tlmo wo wero mighty lucky not to get nrrested for scorching." Washington Star. 8hako Into Your 8hoe Allen'o Foot-Easo, a powder for your foot. It cures pntnful, swollon, smarting, sweating sweat-ing feet. Makes now ulioes easy. Sold by nit Druggists und Shoo Stores. 23c. Don't accept any substitute Samplo FREE, Address Ad-dress Alien S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y, Willing to Try. She Do you think It would tnko you long to lovo a girl? He I don't know. How long have you got? Yonkers Statesman. When you hoar ono man trying to bollttlo another, it's Bnfo to bet that the other Is his Btiperlor. Lame hack nnd Lumbago mnka n young mnn feel old. Ifamlins Wizntd Oil makes nn old mnn feel young. Absolutely nothing noth-ing like it for tlio relief of nil pain. And occasionally a mnn throws off trouble by putting on a bold front. ., VKKKY DAVIS' I'Al.NKir.T.KIt Afef-llneuf Mwirltr cuimm r iHivlnir tliUfntnonn remedy on ImimI. Ulna ilMwdnfte firtmrd agulnitoollc,Ularr urei, craiupa. Xc, Jto xUki bullion. Fame may como to a man suddenly and go Just na quickly. Jim. Wlnatow's Knntlilnir Syrup. For children teethlnif, aufleua tho Rum, rcducca In-flainuittton, In-flainuittton, allayg palu.cmct v, tad collu. 2JcbotUo. It Is tho after efTcct of oxporlenco that counts, |