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Show RAVtNGS By CFUCK. I -' i i i 31 If you come out to tho game Wednesday, Wed-nesday, bring an adding machine to follow tho East side score. The days are over now when we will have to strike matches to keep from mnking tooth marks on tho light poles. The dny has como when nil theso guys running loose nround hero with the "gimmlcs" ought to ho quarantined. quaran-tined. Does it strike you that way too? every time we seo a speedster or bug go up or down tho street it makes our eyes water for tho sight of some good races on the fourth. However if you work on tho other sido of the street, put in a long distance dis-tance call at tho telcphono office and import somo outside score or clso go around feeling foolish. m Have you ever heard tho time-worn phrase, "What cha tryin' to do, make n fool of me?" If you have, just slip this to the bird that's repeating it: I "No, nnture beat me to it. If the girls don't put on a little moro gentlemanly garb than they nru wenring now nono of us fellers will hnvo anything to do with them. They seem to take n delight in looking as near like a twenty minute egg as possible. Two birds cnnie in today and nsked what our resources wero hero. It was sure a pleasure to tell them, tho only inconvenient thing about it being that we couldn't tnlk fast enough to stnto tho facts nsthcy aro and get through beforo closing time. Have you ever met the guy that knows just how to do everything? If you have, ask him to show you how-to how-to keen his mouth shut. This will cause him moro embarrnsment than anything else, for that will bo ono thing he can't do. Tho other dny a gentleman was noticed no-ticed going up tho street who was such a tightwad that every timo he turned nround to 'look down tho street he would leave ono cyo looking up tho street to sec that he didn't lose anything. any-thing. Can you bent it? I can. Hero 'it is: The other day I noticed a man going down the fctreet nnd every timo ho pnsBcd a cer- tnln hfinvv snfc crf.ntlpmnn in thin p!tv he would turn hiB head nnd put his hand to his mouth so the smell of his breath wouldn't leak out. There wns a reason though, one was cockeyed cock-eyed and tho other was pretty well soused and didn't wnnt tho heavy set gcntlcmnn to know it. |