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Show The Office Boy. From Life. Remarks clothed in fine langwage is seldom the naked trooth. The way to git a bump of nowledge is to use the hammer of ekspeerience. With the "boss" a leng face gits a short welkum. Most luv making is of the soft variety, yet lots of fellers git intoksicated with it. Sum peepcl don't put down' their eks-pensive eks-pensive habits til they ain't got nuthing left to put up. Lots of fellers cood be drinking the kup of success if they dident allways want a syphon on the side. My "boss" is an anti-union man. He sais if he had to do It over again he wood never git married. Whether the "shees" vote or not, the "hees" wil kontinue to pay the bills. When egs is so high we got to cut down living ekspences, no body has to ever git up a publick subskripshun fer the bar man. |