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Show A FEW FAD WARNINGS. Drink wafer and get typhoid fever. Drink ' milk . and get tuberculosis. Drink whisky and get jimjams. Drink soup and get fat. Eat meat and encourage en-courage cancer, apoplexy and appendicitis. appen-dicitis. ; Eat oysters and absorb typhoid ty-phoid gastric poison germs. Eat vegetables veg-etables and give the system Asiatic thin-blooded weakness. Eat dessert and die with paresis or something else. Smoke cigarettes and die too soon. Drink coffee and fall into insomnia in-somnia and nervous prostration. Drink tea and get weak heart. Drink wine and so drink gout. Blame it all. if you want to keep well, quit eating and drinking, smoking and loving, and before breathing or touching anything any-thing see that the air and evervthine- is perfectly sterilized. Some scientific cranks or madmen think every man should so live, while another set of cranks think all modern science" is nonsense. There is a scientific moder-I moder-I ation in living that almost surely in-jsures in-jsures long life, no matter what the different , kinds of cranks say. New York Press. |