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Show spice. ml Johnny Say, officer, that feller In WfrH there sells on bundny, itlifllliAl Policeman Hut ho bus Ills shutters ltfi,1jV Precocious Johnny Tho-o shutters la Mftj-'Hr only n blind Detroit Preo Press P Hrwl ' lie mnde her nn ofTtr nf Ids hand." aPartjlB 'Did sho nctept?" nlKfHl 'No There wasn't ennugh In It." ito!3H Philadelphia Evening llulletln. If i i ill" i WM Atlendnnt (nt Insnno nsylum) Thla i''l man seems to lie Innately cruel. For a ar'ij'Bi time, ho thought ho wa Nero. M' V (IH Visitor What I lie now? InWilH ' Oh, now be thinks hu's tho hand on ''Yin H nn excursion Btenmboat." Life. 4i $i H Parmer Vou can't always Judge by If $) " appeal aiicea, stranger. Every man jfl h'jB th it looks hiilf-Harved lsa t a tramp. S,,feJitt City Mnn I should any not. faomo is 1 jtjN or them uro summer lioanlera Chlcuvo I1 ,;,'iSl Mm "An 1 will I wear n coronet? ' queried IJj r UU fl the prospective! Duchess. l&P'd M Ynu will," replied the lmpecunloua JBsjVIt W inrdllng, ' ir ynu have the ensh to pay Kwinj! f 1 fur It." Clevtlnnd Pluln Dealer. hwTsf- il 'Did her father forglvo her for run- SlfjKJI nlng off and getting married?" rafiiiWl!. ' Yes, and the old man said he would CSjIif forglvo und forget them." lndlanapolla JJflyljp 11 il "Cin jou tell mo where thero I a MFwlsl'1 renlly quiet, peaceful placo to go for gfifflll few wteks outing'" i t'lif ' Yes, Indeed Ynu go to tho Bylvan , Ejl Dell hotel up In tho Adirondack!." Sil4fi ' No mosquitoes there? ' ifftHiifitI ' Not one. And they won't let a Cab- llgHIti Inet nfllcer nr a United btates Senator HMaljfj atnp nt the plnco long enough for a Iffill'lw meal If they get on to hlm. ' Ualtlmoro OTaVjft' Amerlcun. filwSi Nnt at All "I trust, Miss Cutting," llfjliiifi lemurked nunrf Horem, us ho rose to l3Sifib, depnrt after a long utny. ' that I hnvo (Wfil fft not taken too much of jour aluablo Hl8l, Not at all Mr. Ilorem." replied the '110111 fair dimscl, "the time you huvo taken VftOjl. up has been of no value to nm what- iKIjl ever, I nstmre you ' IRilnjiF 1 heo ho went forth Into tho night and VSj iljjjf wandered homevvartl, wrapped In a aalRtTiv heavy mantel of thought llt-Illts, !M,?t) No Mich llesult Apparent Mr, Ter- tWV (' ( gusoii lnu want to know what good !WSis my vocation did me, do you? It givo jrW1! me a season of rest It oiled up the uJiSlil! hinges of my mind Tjffl Pi' 3 Mrs PergUBOn I Ion t believe It. IjflfBJjJ Aou snore a good deal louder than you lflS ' jig did before jou went aw a), Chicago laf M rJI Irlbunc. JSj ' "j 03n i i t Must Conform to the Theory ' Has JM, -Atf he eonfessed?" nskeil the leader of the Si f(M vigilante committee lEff 'fi 'Ye the othei man answeud him. jp4i (4ft Hut ho hasn't given us tho confemlon aJvioiiflF wo told him to give us We're going to ffiLil If string hlm up again ' Chicago Trlb- MC jW Polled "You ought to h ve been Ry? WsM down at the house tho other evening iff 1 WH when wo played th it Joko on Undo 41lH riottlleh I Invited hlm tn come nnd fJOT fWm cat a Welsh rabbit, jou know," jtH j TJmt "Well, wa nmdo It out of llmburgcr lyjilj II cheese, ' Vffll1 A You must have had a lot of fun out iMflVil 'It wasn't so awfully funny. Ho ate Iff If It all and said It was the best thing ho ,3?! I had evei tasted." Chicago Tribune. pjM HHHHHHHHHHl |
