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Show RHYMES OF THE DAY. Relate inur hard-luck stories To the pollen no more. Hut wait till tho Assessor Knocks gently nl )our door Chicago News. Alligator steak r.n catfish slew Jii.- chock full f)f Mountain Dew, Lean cow killed Per de barbecue High oi' limes in Oeorgy! Atlanta Constitution. Sana tho mall to the hour, to inn heo tilled thn (lower, to the brook rnlled the lea, Iteturn Ihou to mo". Hut ihe brook wandered on to the sea. No flower sweets brought hack the heo Wtillti the hour passed tu eternli) Crlte rlon There wns once a gay )oung gnu, Who wns captured and placed In n zoo. An old gnu (ins there, Who rnme from his lair To hear ell tho news that the new gnu knew August Hm irt Set When Ihe day comes nrnund when l'vo nnl hln- to do I'm happy as can be. I ga)ly pursue Ench fancj which happens lo run through in) mind. And the caeca nf the world I lenvo far. far behind. And It's then Hint 1 knock nt the door of m.' friend And wonder -eenuse he Is lolh to unbend And forsake his dull desk nnl make read) for piny. Since existence for me Is a grand holiday, I can't understand why all others can't their duties nnt Join nu In F'cnty and A man s oft a bore, let me whisper lo you When the itai comes around when he's nothing to do. Washington Star. |