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Show spice" "v Farmer Joneslr: tew the art school? "lll, Tanner Drown tTop, h, , said It vva'n't no te- l.hll"r. bin thar three months hV no more about art thai "1 American millionaire n 1 Puck. ' "H-n They say" he Mid m,., , purpose ot starting n con'rt an) thing else 'that a! "" have large feet merlt 'Yes" she answered '., , coming pretty e k ' nf ti of the American I oy, ,!" '""' ' hits "-Chicago Itecord 11' ' U wm" ,0 "alte Scaddln an mid as a hornet every ti ?' tint he began at the f. hlEvvayup,' l ni1 i "Well he started In ,s , c you know .'-Chl, ago Record JJ Ho (after listening to h.r m should think you would m nttnehments to the piano 1' She Wh) ? Ho An)ne can pay .,,,, , Tree Press y ""ut Hird Luck -lllcwhird-it. tora had blue blood in thei, ,'' UofTer-Too bad- I ,L't sveren t so mans bl od purK'j mirket In thore diy, a, thet ,' -Ohio State Journal '" "I doubt If inp.k (r sober breath nns more 'He doesnt, and his vvlf, to blame for It hut heruelf Tl, time he fell from grace hi. ,. him she dldnt think It worth .1 talk to him while he was In thai, tlon " Philadelphia Press Fashion In Illllvlllej 'These t Ions" said the illllvllle mat, mighty hard to toiler! ' W hy. what s the trouble Bn ' Jane's got i. new muslin in .. ered callker. nn to save rae . know which one she oner vitt, hangln ! 'Atlanta Constitution, Ouest Are tips expected hertt Walter-No. sah We don 1 1, vulgar tips sih 1e Is frsebohm lean citizens, we Is, and e tj. preserve ouah self-respect nh. ' I nm glad to hear that" ' cs sih All we reiulre Ui talning fee, sime as laivsen g New York Weekly Artist (who has wommendrt t to ti friend) Have sou Wenwt Mr Jnms yet? Model Well, I s e been to s hint directly I got Into his studio. he uld, "sou ve got a head tike t ticelll" I don t know vvhataEot Is, hut I don t go there to be 0 names, so I came away' Punch. City Boarder Your brother Ii 1 smill for his age Country Chill Ycsslr. TCebnti up on condensed milk New Tod! nal. lie I m afraid If I play plc with sou much more I shall toe heart. She Yes, It Is hard on brie 1 to Life. When In Doubt Don t Srene-C try station Oent Are the iindrt fiesh my hoy? Country 1 011th Don t kno,ri sir, I se only been h're a (ottiT-Punch. (ottiT-Punch. 1 Superfluous ' Do jpu think thr. daughter Is old enough to know ho mind'' ' The Plutocrat V Ith sll tn; f sit, she doesn t need a mlni-Di Free Press In III. Line Mrs Cheilnul Chests s husbind designed. hT i; hat Mr Cheetnul-Wcll. Its right is lie is nti architect of skjsctic Judge, Ilertha And so Kdlth Im t with Fled? How did It happ"' Constance Oh )ou see, ll F" only way in which she could M" oth'r quarrel with him-Boitof tcrlpt, t A High Honor -'Petersen utf ver) susceptible to heat ' " Susceptible' I should Mr "" Why he holds Ihe medal forbefl first mm to bo sunstrutk in JlnJ Cleveland Plain Dciler. I nid for nobli) Whats IWJ of running vvnler out there W ' its oni) u. boss, ma "' tt)ln tho 1 lll)pln) walercun"' I le Snow nn' now were po"w out' -(lev eland Plain Dtakr Iinks-I mn told that Umbef)l up lobvr afcintlon and too'", gaidtnlng How did lie set Hllnks-lle 1 a Hat falluie H luges woull ginw only 'M Vj da) and thin he was done ilf Inse t trust I IT- DitqulctlnK Ponlbllliy-M"J aald Mi rtuigrs lo his l" ' wo liav b efslcik smolhered ' nlon. fi r dinner tonight' , It I find tint beef is no lo I go to milk t," replied Mil 'Jim mri) hive lei put uPn,rJt rnlons " - Plltsl.urc Chroi' 6lll . ' Colonel." she asked. Mn,'' eiiilnent Kciilueklin ' alut Iho water cure I" ,M pines?' , j, I have, my deih )""" '"" replied with almost oserpo-'" , tlot, 'andlumabieior.!, vvah Is what one of jOU" ' , qenehalsrnld It was lw( Ileiald |