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Show ONE GOOD TURN GETS ANOTHER The Doctor Who Wns No Doctor and tho Sick Actiess Who Waa Well. In I'rcnih the iter Iho doctor of tho theater Im a real given him for every performance Ha must bo there ench evening Nnturalls after he hns seen the snian piece a icoro of times, he longs tn bo elsewhere, and piefrrs lo iilve his scat tn sumo of Ids friends A well known writer M 11 , suss tint when he was a snunT man a friend, the nictor of a certain theater khvo him Ills sent Just nu he was Incoming Intcristcd In tho first ait tlio stage malinger rushed up the heroine hs't a ni-rvous attack and requited re-quited mnl'rul utd II had nothing else to do but follow blm In the lads s dressing-room he found the manager with unRulsh depleted on vers restore and the lady wrlnRltir her hands and shrieking 'Now, doetor, quick! What's to bo done' H grew as red ns n lobster, and as he could not ay tins thing he Just ejacu-lutrit ejacu-lutrit "11 in Eet ns ee, let us see" He took Iho 1 idy's hand In a wild attempt at-tempt to feel her pulse She shrieked mote than tvrr and w riled like u snake Have you pourd uny water on her head?" ho asked Us" And no effect? "None ' ' Then glvo her ft sniff of eau do cologne co-logne " Haven't nns," wns the answer I hen go and fetch some" Off runlied the manager anl tho sisgo msmikcr together, and II was left with tl o patient Suddenly she opened lur esc and smiled Doctor." she sail, 'sou are a good fellow fel-low aren't vnu" "Yes ma insclle " ' You must le doetor Now listen Truro Is nothing the matter with me Sou would have found that nut soon I want a cnupli of das hull lay Cunt So i niamigt It' "Di-llght'it ' hn replied Jnsfiills Now, mimsille sou re a good sort too lm nol a doctor I eunn In on the dietors ticket sn sou must not kite hltn aw v ' lis this time tin niaiitigii nnd stage maunder tame twill, eueh with a Imttle if i un dn colonic lie mid Hit in Hat It ns iiiiliMesnirs now.th bid) wns quite imiipnstd, and coull upni.Hr without tins danger llul she must have a f i w dun rist 1hey made wry Imes, but granted tho holldas -I ondoii c)ulll |