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Show today and what Is your name? Boy My name is the game as my father's. Lady Do your parents have to call you more than once to come down to breakfast? Boy No, ma'am; they don't have to call me at all. Lady How is that? , , ' Boy Because I am always there first JOKES. Johnny I don't think I should get zero on this theme. Teacher I don't either, but tint's the lowest I conld give you. Lady Visitor Well, Mrs. Johnson, what do you think of your, husband getting the D. C. M.? Mrs. Johnson It's the first time I heard of it, ma'am, but I ain't a bit surprised. Suppose It's his nast temper that's been the cause of It. Lady Hello, little boy; how are you |