Inter-Mountain Farmer | 1902-09-30 | Page 10 | Homely Aphorisms

HOMELY APIIOIIISMS. full the foel trifa to plcata eer-bill eer-bill n n 11 woman arKie" hc leaves nothing noth-ing 1I1 111 gome nonitn If) to keen a man a tola n not returning It Am mail can make a reputation, the trouble la to kttp U. I'rlde l upmftlilng that keepa a woman fmm linking bur age It Ian t even man who can eava hla rnonej and remain popular. A noor man nevor eeaaei to marvel at the fconomr of n rich man Kirn a love match may flicker out un-Iraa un-Iraa there a a Utile 1 aah back of It In th hualncia world there la otlen mil a thing aa a aureenful failure Dverv cloud haa a allver lining, and omc people kick became It Ian t gold. Th" him of gravitation are not responsible respon-sible for n man a fall from grace There are men who neier ecem to get out of breath runnln. for office. I'eople never knew how hot It was be-fon be-fon thi riiiometi ra wire Invented The ounger a man la ll" more you can fljtter him tiy tailing him a cnlc Jn the gSnie of henna Cupid aomellmea dtala from thn buctum of the deck The lutoaleatlon of loie generally d-luaudf d-luaudf n bracer for the after ctfocta The aeeruge woman doen t belleie half the li'ii'i, but ahe cun upent all of It. Many a bride haa had her bono moon dlallluiluned by-a husband who snores Prom the feminine point of ilea a livmel) girl nlwaja loika like her fath'r l.ove'a voung dream hna ofttn hren fl iiHronmil lata a nlgntnuia b) n batch jf bUclllts It la 1 foregone coitcluilon that a girl bahi will le irn lo talk uSjmr than a bo b.ib) The wllow la entitl.d to her Ihlnl. but aha muat first ham bulled her first nnd aeuwnd Whan a girl of 16 atarls out to earn her liilng hr firm llioliahl la to get a Job In a ciin.ll store The fait that wealth doeen t nli.in bring luiuidneas .Iikhii t make ua nny mure aatlsfled with puieity. When 1 man emil.is a homel) tpc-writer tpc-writer It a a brctti sure sign that he baa u Jiiilous wife ill home. Ihe nreit tioubte with people who bo-llevu bo-llevu the Lord will piollle Is that thei spend all their time pravlng for proil-siolla- l'hlUilelihU Itecnrd