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Show 2 JULY 22, 1906. UTAH, SUNDAY, CITY, LAKE REPUBLICAN, SALT iNTER-MOUNTAIN THE a eieeeeanensnesennsseeseeeceesens THE ADVENTURES OF TONY AND HIS TRAINED BEAR. AH! DEAREST, LET MEN BE THY PROTECTOR, LEAN RIGHT ARM =-- ON MY STRONG wd SHE I5 A BANKER'S DAUGHTER AND HE A NOBLEMAN 'S 50N THEY ARE FLIRTING AT THE SEASHORE. | y, ‘i a 4 Bon aa Hy EACH THINKING THE OTHER ‘ * ~~. \ WOM TH ee EH!) MAK-A OC Ce SO SN a OrPIORROW, THEIR VACATION NOW IS ENDED, \ AND case ©siNavnner \ = yy, THEY SHE AND | g THE SPECIAL MESSAGE. "Davy," | his young "they es THREE. the ; BeloannEAT = ME : 4 NO-HURT-A TAME BE4Q- You. Him MARA DE the man other message to this and ; j dutiful up the old $ ( ¢ lad he paper "During applications sions have discovered piano for red woolen preserves the past for army been that polish and it's; I've lost| read a gays' been It also the of free at board did not as of and HIM victim: idea of lodging handeuf! THE larceny. months the the S| -Mc GRATH petty three KEYS. CLERK- to the him. ;the the con- On DROP. car rea ~ emed ninety | ind conduetor hand to new} Shook pen- pep 1 he the prisoner, his head I don't pay cleanses and "Then insects." and fare me came that A pe to the prisoner over Pee con- tickets Eee es } there a who I + ada sheep thief am sat was the held out his but the latter replied: on this don't? Well, I don't have show he | Pits io For iv h a ENDED eae "°° the and then passed up the aisle and gown beside an acquaintance and soon = jabbering olitics. When oA picked navy of case jail, and pleased stable out and} being a 22,326 ravages a sentence filed, and it has been} ~Oh, you kerosene will answer!. ‘Becduse a} free with on if rubbed rag. from and JOB ASA it to! contrary, when they had boarded the Why, that rain he motioned the man to a seat | King to ‘ and year has ) with congress, . ‘ turned back and began It a | county rather a TO WORK, TYPEWRITER GAVE Ava) sent morning. wish you'd ye unele. HE TO H15 morning, has RETURN THE | Hynes Davy was just ready to go lay ball with the boys, but OEAR DANCE roms NICKEL >, "2 old President paper my glasses rae poor your ( 4 SR ee the the nephew say special in said BOTH TO RATTLE your road why to : f not?" I ride z pass Too much trouble : "You'll either hand me a ticket, |} show a pass or git!" said the conduc-| | tor as he made ready for business | "Oh, come off your perch!" was the| | | 1 fue J Whaat! Pees USS x Sy td Lian ans ° }s Next moment the conductor' had Phim by the arm with one hand and | Was ringing the bell with the other | He was somewhat surprised that the }man did not resist, but he led him to the platform and said | "Pick out a soft spot and hit it, and | @@y't you let me find you on my train win." | [The speed of the train had been re|duced about one-half, and when a) | grassy spot was reached the ticketless| } man made a leap, hit the earth with) | a bump and got up to scramble over ja fence. The conductor re-entered' Pd Wi Georce FO Pacer? UR, reply }__ ne a es Led him to the platform. Then there was raving and gnashing of teeth and hurrying up and down, but it was no use "Sorry," said the conductor as he passed along but when a man on my train says he won't pay fare I give him the drop The only thing that surprised me was to see how willingly he took the jump." Joe Kerr. Sai Virginia-Do you think Jack (enthusiastically) : could fly. Se ee eee ee cae a IT STILL When gum, read Davy, that but way?" : does the mes-| pales | aa told smash does the mesexclaimed the| bought Upptowne - My husband dear, he told likes me to war, all of whom are a on an cigar after average he a Joe tie Kerr. the ae ee place nd thi the ped so ! ummer thunderstorms, damage all obliged nd youll have but to reopen to run get NS y vt Ary AQ gaye He-But, ‘dear, She-George, smokes can't you = you know take a ZY QZ _ Wawel and | hance am = three - jut times urn that i) thing atire insisted - the probability-a the watehm pour strong right kerosene into tl jit ter?' "It seems so would have the thunderstorms in I've refused you ----___________- the and a stove and burn things to tl yund I believe he is a man who gets drunk ind makes use of keross that Ly "But he neglected to do so last wit joke? == drunk that root hotel guest ‘There was a probability that the| elsewhere." good in for a smoke and set the "But they didn't, I'm on "Hold on, Davy-stop right there!| You needn't read another word of that special message. I've had enough." | smoke that Ve had Pree the already. ---. L figured that usual number the spring Ln agai rh Oh until n ell, « ‘er up and every guest of | be expect 1 time pravi the house {tion there stands was a in an exposed situaprobability that it would struck by be Fill lightning." | tida |follov I nbe tal «¢ our it best, too hard and, understand that he to put in about half for an earthquake i ind a beat let will his and conflagration. to the insurance yon pani Joe Kerr al Westende-Yes, ne to the ISON would not find the "But they didn't." "There Was every tramps might come along | pension rolls, and Parker & Taylor have just received another lot of those| colored shirts at 75 cents. They are} the equal of any one-dollar shirt| \ noe STANDS. last ar- ? Mexican Mrs. on here who ‘Well, there was every chance the winter gales would blow the oft." "But they didn't." "There was every chance that vinter seas would roll in her pound the bulkhead to pleces ing a shoe store before, but mebbe getting behind the age. Go on." "There are 17,452 survivors of a ee speaking me that I from guest, he "You can read for yourself and see." "IT never heard of a President puff-| of the float, Jack? I'm sure you ? "By gum, Davy, but sage read that way!" old man. Much away said to Be ee Ree hare ie een said probably,' answered th host, with a sigh "Well, what did you mean by prol ibly ?"* store." . Smoker. went learning practice. "Lord save me, but I never heard a} President's message start out that way| before!" gasped the old man. | "But they can start most any old| Way, can't they?" replied Davy, and went on to read: | "During the year 3,264,657 acres of | the public domain haye been given| over to the railroads, and you will} save money by patronizing Brown's| shoe store Great bargains in shop-| worn goods. Come to the red front r Not I September," : "By sage = 4 : AN ANGEL will have any difficulty in No. indeed With a little TI ‘A CYNICAL Small Boy-Why Father-My His w~sueswee sseen eee CI Putting THEORY. dot hey call a speech made at a banquet it is probably because it is so dry. son, a toast, father? Mrs. Skrappy-Oh! Skrappy-Because, Why didn't madam, I marry His a sensible a sensible man would Poot man?" never in It. July have married you. -@re 2 brou ght 1905-One to year America. ago Find today another the sea remains fighter. of John Paul Jones |