Show SOLDIERS SOLDIER'S THIRST IS HIS UNDOING Awakes From Drunken Slumber Slumber Slum Slum- ber bet Surrounded by Barrels Barrels Barrels Bar Bar- of Liquor TEMPTATION IS TOO GREAT Taps Boo e Receptacle H for More slome Sleep Sleep-Pi od IT IK-IT mi und La I Behind Be Bc- Ic- Ic II hind hili tIlL the B Bar rs I A frightful thirst anti and the desire to get got something for tor nothing put Felix i Reid Held a soldier at nt the F Fort rt behind the lie bars hals nt at police station last night Felix told the time he meant well vell enough noush but hiTs his mind was a n cloudy and ami he lie dont don't know what ho was doing It happened like this Felix Imbibed too freely yesterday morning and amid landed at time the Orpheum saloon Just jut about th tho iii time time- his legs refused to lo work work- In him the time rear room of S the time Orpheum nestling among several se barrels hanel of whisky Is a sofa So Felix was waR taken to 10 that thai sofa an and amid soon forgot forgot for for- got all nil about the fort anti and his duties dulles OMa as OM asa asa a representative of Uncle Sam But limit atc after a 3 ft few W hours Felix to stir Something told lold him that he lie was near booze And Anti that sense souse proved pro well founded I Amid Barrels of hl Whisky ly Sta Staggering up from roam his cot Felix started an investigation atlon The Time barrels were unmistakably filled with whisky The Time soldier found a case or of of empty ginger r ale bottles and with one of these and amid the lie heel of or his boot as a lammer hammel he lie pushed In iii time tilt plug of the first barrel he lie came across He lie filled ip up a couple of bottles meantime Jetting Jetting Jet Jet- ting Ing booze lion How freely over o the lie Hoor then hen went vomit hack back to his cot to lo enjoy life lie Ill le ha had finished nl nearly a n. bottle of or the life giver when ho he again pasted passed from coin this world S Several voral minutes inter time the bartender smelled whisk whisky unusually strong and investigating As he lie neared the time IJa back l- l room the smell grew stronger and a stream of or whisky was running from om rein time Iho barr barrel l. l Poor Felix was hack back to lo earth In a ru rude e mannel manner man maim ner nel the time police were wele notified and tho time soldier was taken talen to jail Wherefore II rt I Felix will have ha to answer this morning to it the thiO dual charge of drunk and destroying property An And when time till city authorities get et through lIh him the time poor hour fellow will hear from the officers at tho the fort tort It'll bo hI a adear dear lIeal drunk tom fur Felix |