Show SCANDAL UPON TURKEY NJ N. N J J. J Wherefore Butcher Punched Both Eyes of Edwin Barkalow HID BICYCLE IN ORCHARD After Marrying One Ono So S I It Itus t Was us I Indiscreet ee h u I lo to Cull Call Cul on 11 Another lid Edwin win bad hael to leave his fathers father's fath ath- cr's ers farm over o al nt Turkey lurke on the tho Lake Lake- wood WOOl road and go 0 to New York to lo have his eye fixed up imis right at the most critical I cr-I- cuLl cuLl- cal eal al period of the plantIng season 11 It I was hard to lo spare him just now but there was no other oilier way iva a out of or it IL 1 He lie le whether he ho heaR cutting seed couldn't sue see was aR la toes down to the lie eyes ey a or no eyes atall at al atall all al still and ho ha been able to furrow Currow straight hl since Friday night when hen Charles Charle Wagner Vagner the lie butcher at nt Turkey urko pitched him through lie ti screen door of time the meat shop Then the butcher followed him ou outto out to th the and l both hoth eyes CYC thereby h puth pulling him out of con for tor planting arid and anI bringing to n- n 1 head the thic only onh 8 scandal that has hn ever eer had Imd The place was wa called caled Turkey away back In the time hue when Geor George e Washington said damn on the road to the Chic battle batlle of oC Moo Mon mouth It I has since been heen cal called d Blueball Blue Blue- ball hal Pond and some people with real estate es- es tate to sell sel are arc now trying to have It I called caled Adelphia but under none of oC Its Is names name had the tho place ever over had hal a smart set Incident tilt till ti E Edwin Barkalow hl hid his bicycle in Carrie Canto Wagners Wagner's apple or or- 01 chard I There hC has been trouble ever since Ince and there has a a greater demand for eggs CIS I not nol supposed to bo worth anything at nt all al than thai for tIn tho strictly fresh frosh kind at IS cents I a L dozen Tho rho kind that not fresh re h were wanted to throw at Barkalow anti and 11 lu lit had had lied t two Iwo 0 showers of or them the he butcher hit lilt him Some Somo say ay lint Hint ho lie Il went to o New York to lo get a a new suit of or cloth clothes 8 as well as aa to have liEs his lL eye ere r re repaIred re- re paired Barkalow who used to be a n reporter OU i h hi- hi Fr Fr Df w Carrie Carric Carie and thy y always kept kepi t years fal ago aso tl I till 11 Iii Minnie l Gill Mr-Gill lUm Ill Iau daughter of ci o I ls Isaac ac drove r tr o from loin Farmingdale Farming Farming- dale with her folks two years ego ago I O for Cor or alance a aI lance dance dunc at al Turkey Minnie linnit who had hac on I sonic some real Philadelphia clothes cothes was Barkalow's Bar Bar- kalow's opposition to the first quadrille and arid he lie couldn't help comparing her with nar I I Carrie attic who whose c dressmaker lived Iveel in iii Tur- Tur TurC Turl C l ty- ty y After that Barkalow took to lo going over J i 1 1 to lo parties arles Being Beins at that lint me employed by the he Democrat Delort he lie was 15 utile Ihle to explain matters mailers to Carrie Carie Wagner Y y 3 saying that be lie laid had been leen promoted to toe e C. sock tv editor edior and so had hall to go SO to to report the lie parties Carte Car Car- te P. f sometimes why he lie didn't I lave mave Ilo to lo report the lie lanc dances at al Turkey hut but buthe he lie 11 lid did nol not get gel real Ial suspicious till ti Ill a t of oC hers at Yellow Brook told her tier hat n a friend of oC his itt It Lower Janu had ad lu that thai young and arid Minnie Min ln- ln nie uie pretty thick were Then 1 Miss s Wagner bought hought tho lie Democrat regularly every week to tl look 1001 for Cor Forum Farm news There Thre was hardly a week that thai she he didn't road cad Iad that Miss ISH Minnie Mc- Mc Ic- Ic Gi the best dancer and amid 10 most t popular young oun lady In l dal was visiting or that I hu t friends were ivere visiting Miss 1 antI If It Ih sue she didn't find the lie doings if JC Minnie there would be he an Item Hem In the lie Democrat to the effect feet that Minnie's Minnies Catler Catl- Catl fath or er er J Isaac aae had hal hut had lue his bis barn burn painted or that thai his early earl carl peas were further along ahong than Ihan any of hi his So Carrie had her folks Coles paint the tho lie arn She had a friend at Some orriC to lo see C her tier and she he made up a little about Miss Carrie Carie Wagner one Of pC time the most popular young youn women and anel the best dancer aneer in Turkey having a whit white Wyandotte that laid 37 eggs 11 In ho one year She wrote these timings things s n QUI eRie eRie- fully on ono ouie ole side of oC a 1 sheet shelL of of paper sent nt the tho Item ieni to lo kalow a as a su su- su premo test leal of bl hit blo i J loyalty ol and n devotion She Sh learned harned the worst the time very next week when w she read In the lie Democrat that Edwin Ed Ee- win lh R. R n Barkalow one of oC the most Nom young youn joul journalists In Iii Monmouth c county countS and Miss McGIll on one pf pC tho most utmost popular young ou women wOn of arm I had hal been married at the home of or the brides bride's parents parents She looked through h the lie paper two or three times but Carrie could not fluid find a l line lne of her friend from Com of oC her wonderful Wyandotte Sho She quit taking taking- the Democrat and tell fell fel to wondering what the tIme Farmingdale person per pcr- son on saw in Edwin Barkalow But Dut her turn was ivas to come later The rime marriage was last fall raIL Tho The bridegroom retired from I journalism at nt about il out the lie same saml time to go 10 with his bride e to live lve and HI work on his I fathers father's farm rall at Turkey Ho lie Il told his friends that he wanted to settle down and get t awn away from com the ru rU rush h and turmoil I of Freehold altogether and Ind to get et rid of Ih the tho nerve H wear and tear tor of l heing III society 1 editor for fOI I tho tw lie dd Democrat hInt But tho th lie action seemed to lo be he too oc great groat e ennd Ind too sudden aelon ml missed ld the Iho old I Freehold pace the tho dances and the lie Items 1 So o ono one day day just jual to lo kilt kill time bo ho called caled on ont i t Ms ds is old sw oarl Cairn Cairn- Car Wagner tc to I to 10 her hair how hor hr and amid vin Matla friend had been blen crowded ed out of oC th tin tin- tw paper r because of oC lack lak of or room That call cal was the tue Ih beginning hl of what Tur Turkey Turkey Tul- Tul key klY calls ais Its ls scandal can al It I laid had got sot so far Cal along last winter sIner that thai one ono night everybody l' l was tas skating on 01 the Blueball Pond Mrs Barkalow the tho bride told toll her he husband that thai If I he lie tightened up Lip lp Carrie Cardo Wagner's Wagners skate kato atraps again she would go so hom homo It I was reported al st t tho lie Turkey sewing circle that hat she did tild go SO home but no member memo mem ber berof of that thai organization ever cared are to 10 sn say right out anything about aboul tin tin- hit hit- skate kate straps although time the they had bad their own opinions This spring the young men of Turkey Turl ey took toole the matter malter mater up Some Sonic of them did thu not nol like hike Barkalow the Hie bridegroom room because he lie had hind so much to lo say about the strange wild wid life he lie hat had known us as ws a re- re In Freehold So they hey tho organized u sort ort of oC juvenile ju enle whItecap society without with out Olt disguises Ni to 10 I preserve the he tie of oC key Fum antI and to give GI Barkalow a little Itle of or ortho tho excitement he lie II wa was craving So 0 ltd irtI by hy Percy I the lie blacksmiths blacksmith's black black- smiths smith's 10 son th they lie undertook Jo to o see what Barkalow lIl did evenings e after he lie got ot the tho hue horses hordes Cc fed This lS difficult at first because be lie- cause ho lie away avay aWi on his bis bie bicycle cle and anc the time weren't mounted lint But Buthe lu he lie always rode down Pond lonel wa way an and that Is where the lime Wagners lve live on lh the old farm at al the lie very end of the lie pond Friday night the he vigilantes vigilante took things M for granted g and wont down clown to the Schenck place themselves where the they all al hid behind the barn har Soon after dark daik Barkalow rode fode up hi lull hid hi his hil whee wheel In la In the orchard and anel went II Into the ike hOlse house heru rime Tho ru wr I deacons 1 and nel elders eld cm of r grabbed lie Uw wheel a as evidence c and weilt wih it to the house hOI where ono of Miss lis I Wagners rs r's brothers l their poundIng pound hound Ing log on the door 1 i Do you want to lo buy IY a it bicycle asked tame nr of or of the lie boys bos t j I 1 Nope said aid young U e Wel WeI replied Qi v committee tiLe owner r of the wheel is upstairs In your our homeno ant and hes he's hot married he Is Vagner Wagner Vagner rushed upstairs to lo where his sister Hister was and ami got Jot there thero Just In time to toC tonee C see nee ark Barkalow half wn way out of oC the time window win win- dow dew lie le grabbed Tabbed him h by one leg lee and held I him The crowd crowel outside threw tho ho eggs the had been saving savinA for Cor that hut emergency Most of oC them boom sll spattered over o el that part hart oCI of oC oftie II I tie the hrh that tha t waa as still ll projecting from Ironi the lie window Then he ho was WiS pulled Into the he loom and kicked down town the lie stairs md out in tho lie yard UIt where ho he got ot more anti and sonic extemporaneous speeches ia is 8 19 I ant what Turkey thought of or him But h he wa was allowed to 0 ride rile homo home on onus 01 ils us own bicycle Ho lie stopped on the lie way it it Bob Col Colter's rs r's cobbler whop shop to 10 serape scrape a I 1110 of or It I off of Time The next morning ho lie W roc rode rodeo It I o I Iho III lie village lc where he t got ol ggs on his person hersOn and auth strolled nip Charles K Wagner's Wagners meat market i I wh re he his hl got ot the drubbing from hl lib his for for- or- or ncr sweethearts sweetheart's brother |