| Show I FRAGMENTS OF FUN I l Kalamazoo Michigan nn I Is a aver very wicked town It I Is the hav haven bayou n cf of private ate ute dog dog f lights fights and unc household draw poker All Al minstrel companies go gothere gothere 0 there to get wrecked I do llo not know why they should get got gt wrecked there for fOI the they always alway nave good od houses II It 1 must u be because the thc poor minstrels after the thc show are Invited lell In Into the lie best besl private ate Kalamazoo families fam am- am lle for oJ social e with wih deacons dea ulea- COI cons S and clergymen nn and aro arc then lien 10 robbed When hen I put up Um at Kalamazoo I al alwa's always always al- al ways was go to lo Jail jai It I l 1 is really realy the only safe taCe place for fOI or a traveling Jh man to go o oto to Lo I 1 always feel safe In the time jail jai for forI I know while J I am ant there that the citizens of oC tho ho town can camm not break breakthrough breakthrough through and anti steal m my Jowel Jewelry The Time other da day a Kalamazoo cler clergyman clergy clergy- man maim thus gave ave out a a church announcement an- an r Sly My lly dearly beloved he said services will wi lie he be held hell in Iii n this church chuIch next Sabbath Providence ence pcr- pcr and It isn't good fishing in theller the tho ii ll Ivor vei e ed One night f Rev flex Mr Mi 11 Moore i announced announce The Lord willing and there here being iii ni 10 minstrel troupe In town there here trIllie will trIll willjo ie be jo a U prayer lIY I meeting in this church next Thursday evening Eul El Ell Perkins A I Av I Vc II I I II L 7 1 C Proof P c I i She Is She is tUss S what hat you 11 would call cal a hl high h class s singer He She leShe She must be 1 you cant can't un- un nd a single word vord of oC what she sings s Uncle I Creditors The They were out omit collecting subscriptions lons for rOl the I Log og CI City Presbyterian church tine One Ila day Jonas Junas White met Uncle Hem Henry lenry in front of the grocery mil asked him hOn how much h he lie was wa's goIns going gong go go- Ins ing ng t. t to give he toward the church I 1 suppose you fl will Wili wil give o I us some some- thin thing wont won't you Uncle Hel Henry al asked a d Mr MiS 1 While Cant do tic i il it replied Uncle Henry Why h not Is not the cause causo S. S Of a n noo good oo one ole Yes hut but I am ama not nut able to give anything Pooh pooh I 1 know hotter better helel you ou must give gl a better belter i than limit V I. I I owe tt too much money mone I I I luL be he just before lefoIe Im I'm Im generous generous' you youk OU k know a o a But Uncle Henry you rou owe God a else elm larger largel debt th than n you OU owe anybody I I tru irue 11 Mr While but bul thou then le lie aint pushing me nw like the balance of oC m my may cre creditors lo Albert Morse IO e ehat hat What bird hll did iii Noah send out of time the ark arl ask asked ell a school Sabbath teacher of oC a class of boysA boys hO A S love dove OYt sir Ir said alc the tho smallest boy In the time cla class S Very wel well bul but 1 I should have o ha thuu thought ht sonic some of or you CU big bo boys would have I known no n that 1 said h time the teacher But that bo boy ought to I know no sir sh suld sall a hl big boy cause 6 his imis fathers father's a abIrd abird abird bird sir Two fo little girls 1111 were wel comparing IIo progress in to il catechism study lully Ive Iu got ot to original sin In said one How fa far ai I have you ou got ot Mo Me Io Oh Im I'm Im way ny beyond lc redemption tion lon Iou said ald the oth other Sarah said Hl a girl looking out althe at al time the upper story of or a small Imal grocery a addressing another nother girl il who hI was t tryIng try try- Ins Ing to tu enter cutel at the thc refit front loot door weve we've all al been heen to camp meeting anti and been convened COI to so o when you want milk mi on 01 Sunday you'll have to tp come como round roun to thu tho back door S. S A r parson on reading tho time funeral ulel-l ulel service service ice at time tl grave forgot ergot time the sex of ot the time deceased cd and asked one of the time mourners mourn ers cis an aim al Is I this a brother brothel or 01 a I sister Neither replied Pat only a 8 cousin Do you OU subscribe uh to all al the he articles of or the th creed was tas asked an au old lady No Xo I donl lont 1 t cant can't afford aford IL It Theres There's a collection next week weel for 01 th the thu convention con fund Cund and anel I cant can't do O an any anymore more move was wal the reply o oA A 4 negro about dying ln was wal told by his hits minister that he must forgive ur o l a certain darkey a against whom ho hu seemed seemed seem seem- ed cd to tl entertain IT bitter biter feelings Ye Yes sub suh he lie replied If It I dies lc I forgive hat dot but If it I gets get well wel dat must take care |
