| Show ALCAZAR BEAUTIES IN TROUBLE Janella Janela Kirk Loaned Money to Three Generations of Chorus TELLS STORY OF WRONGS Grandma Mary Ann 11 1 Minnie McCann and ul 11 Leo Ix I I Touched clInt lla for Il Her Wail itI HI There was so 80 much mental menial distress among the chorus girls of or th the Alcazar B Beauties company at 1 Eighth I Avenue theatre over a n law suit last nl night ht that the time girls that pIn play pIl TUle Trounce Bessie Beside Bounce Sai Sally Olga Ounce Pansy Pounce Pounce- and Flora Flot Flounce In the burlesque burlesque- forgot their cue to conic corne core when the time Irish comedian squirted the time seltzer bottle concealed In 10 a cam camera r all al over lazy Izzy Marks the thu Jew There wa was grave danger of a n break In th the action acton when the seltzer elzer bottle bottie went dr dry but ut Mike the time Keeper of or orthe the Asylum suddenly thought of oC the slapstick and the plot ot was saved Tho The trouble started yesterday morning when Janela Kirk who plays pl's Trounce brought ht suit Hult through her lawyel lawyer law law- yer yel Moses to es to recover 1 which she he says 8 she hc lent to three of the time chorus girls Grandma Mary Ann von lori Kanzler grandmas grandma's daughter Mrs Irs Minnie Min Mm- ln- ln nie tue Ile McCann and Minnie's Minnies daughter Mrs Irs Dolhie Dolo McCann Leoni Grandma Mary lal Ann also ha has two pet pe dogs dog Tom rom and ond Edwin Booth but lul Janella did not summon these because she Ball said the dogs 1019 are the anI only members of the lie whole Damm Family that hint didn't touch me for some ome of my roy wad What hat Publish the time story In the time papers pa Pa- tiers pers cried Janella Janela In her roon In a n lull lul In hi the Uw burlesque Just because people In irm our are uie always In the public eye ce you Ol think that an 1 artists artist's un private Irl ate vate affairs are c Iro everybody's property Aint It I enough to 10 be oe pestered for or autographs autographs auto auto- graphs and interviews about without wih- wih with out bein held up imp II for fur family news AnWa Anyway Any An- wu Wa way If Ir I Ed d Miner ever heard you OU was coIn goIn goIn go go- In to put It In the papers papers Pearl learl skid skid- doo to Mazies Mazie's room theres there's a n dear am amlet and let It tho the gent fent have your our chair hie h. he would throw a ii ft fit But Dut If you 01 wasn't a reporter Id I'd Il just Jus like to tell tel you a few about that Mar Marj I Ann and her hunch bunch of grown up rOWn-ll rOWn him I How old oil 13 is Ann PI Figger It up and then some I met the tie i McCanns ten en years ears ago I was a n mere mero child then when I was South Bend Benl know In In Ro Rose elal e- e mum lal Tile The They was sas Rosemary a athe at atthe the time Oliver Olver and Ind I 1 was In the Saratoga Sara Saratoga Har- Har toga Cubs Chios' at the Gal Gaiety Galty t The McCanns hit hilt our show down am and L out Skip Taylor raylor the time manager em over to the tho property man and we took em east The Time began a at Buffalo Fifty seven se en dollars dollars' worth on of gold ohl to plug In grandmas grandma's teeth real I food for Minnie grandmas grandma's daughter laughter chiffon boas boa for Dolhie Dole the same which Is Minnies Minnie's daughter and me easy fruit for It I all ni Then Thien this season tl they up and treated I 0 my fly Ik like I was dirt under their feet teet First they got Rot Jealous when I got a pait In the Hotel GIrly which ran rn Duck girls Heres Here's our hus bus bands an nC after I made a lilt hit hl In It they thea theat treated me mime cool except when the time ghost t walked The They wasn't to me at atal atall a t all al when wo we got gOl here her la last l Sunday bu but lut t last night when I 1 laughed at one of oC Izzy's lazy's Jokes Minnie sll said 1 I was wag laughin at grandma That's a n sweet necktie you youre you're our re Mr What's hats your name You see when I laughed AT tI ar c. Arv n r q ear m er Tt mu just asked Izzy f to change change some ome stage mone money and nd Instead of changer chang the bill ll like the part wrote Iz lazy Izzy sprung a new one b by one ormo bill bi In II two arid and half to Mike tte Instead d Sn Say bay anyone would have laughed even Grandma her herself el If Ie she had seen It hat I Then after we e quit Muzie an me mens was ns down l Eighth avenue to a n My t gentleman friend asked frient u us Lie where was a n good place an un I 1 sail said there thereas was as a good place e on Tw n seventh ty-seventh street McCann nn who was wa walkin ahead Dolle with lh Grandma turns lurns and tells me Die to stop her husband a glnn Gee Ge Theres There's the time call ho cal boy for lit Grass Widows Widow's number Come up In the lie wings and Ill I'll Il tell tel you OU the ces rest sl Ill I'll stand MariO on th the en end though houg Il tn my place Illace J Is in me ti center i J ought to w ask k UI ale a Taylor If I con can nn stand on the lit 1 end ud this timis once but OUI If I did he lie might hear you was a I reporter report report- er Ir un and get fd vexed Get Gel out nearer the stage Time The They cant can't see you ou from the front As I was sayin In the lit dressing room I had hind some seine SOle with li wih last lat night on Eighth Walt Walt- Wait Wait- Dolle ave neWal aye n WalDo Wal- Do sit Ri down with wih m me too On tIme the tl banks hanks of the time Rhine With lh a I big hll foaming stein sten Where here the time here frankfurter Ite trees grow so ln fine fineO line line- O 0 1 I guess th time they can get through that chorus us without me me meld And ld then Ihen I tol told Dellie Del Dol lie lle to fade and amid 1 away that I wasn't think think- In In about her r husband And Amid AnI one word led I lelI lel to another and antI antI- Girls lets let's shout Louie Loule bring back the lie sauerkraut So bo come m my may deam and nd sit It beside the theS S stream t m mOn On time the banks of the of-the I the he Rhine And so this mornin I saw W Mr Ir mons man maim rny llY attorney and we got u a 1 sum SUI- SUI To day Just before th time the matinee along comes the lie whole Damm Dall Pu Funnily Family and the time I I Jogs dogs dogs and amid says the they wont won't go on unless Skill Taylor says sas 1 ray rny numbers number's twenty- twenty three tule Pint Pin mime me Get I that ha t So the they all walked out the they lie would blow time the ni snow ow lw t O but you you St see were we're all al i ti U L i wa was vas slUn In a restaurant ant with jou you ou I could tell hl you ou the story better than I 1 can here her because I J ha have e to make a bluff at time the and toward the time front blur al all al Moving da day moving da day Take the time carpet oft off of the floor foor Grab Grao your o Mister Coon And Amid Ant there's theres the door door door- Time It I must mUt be tie pi near nCr your our time for r caLm eln to too Isn't It I If you'll walt wait i Ill I'll II let Il you have ha m my amy photo with whit wih H my auto QuIO- graph gm on It I. I and and and- Pock Peck your folding bed and get fet awn alert away If I youve you've pelt cr c every cent You ou can sleep out In a n tent tent tent- Its It's Is I's o rno tIny day You dont don't pat eat anything anything at night Well VeiL i I Just mentioned It I because I thought you ou would like to lu hear the lie whole story anti nd I IWho's Who's hos Washington you ou ask osle Ge Gee dec to 10 answer that's no imo task zing Boom zing Boom Boom Firs JIrs hi II war lear zing I Firs Firs' Irs Irs' in lit peace zing And Ant las las' In the League a song sonA that Skip Taylor Talor told toll me nit himself wrote rOh It I made a a. hit lilt out through Indiana last month but It ONI goes cold OKI oll liere herf In hl t th hp v hf rJ lut II It I r-r r And s so tie the lit vh whole i- i ir r Damm l mj Family l have to appear in court next Thursday If I they liney flon dont don't t pa pay up UI Ill I'll Il attach aUnch hits hus- bands band's 3 wages just as soon as he goes gots to Wok wok Is that an e evening In paper your pock- pock N Ct 7 Thanks But Hut Ill I'll let Jet Il you Oui OI use your our own discretion bout this though I wouldn't want m my family to see p m Ill my name annie in Print for tor anything And g Ed ELI rd Ve be New anything York Sun Alt Mr Sir A. A A. A dee JuIce second assistant secretary of state has left len i ton tori om on a two-month two bicycle tour of or Central France FIance and anti Germany German He saied sailed from New Nl York on the lie Blucher for Cherbourg Tho The land and trip will b bo be about 2 2400 1 OO 00 miles mies In Iii length and part of the way Mr Ir A Adee eo will wl bo be accent accent- by Consul General Generl and amid Mrs of Berlin both enthusiastic cyclists r |
