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THA Should you ou ask mo me h why the tho Red Whence hence these stories and traditions Of at tho the funny stockade founding Of at Its Us planning and completion Of Its mighty strength and power How Ho HoIt It bumps tho the party bosses And makes city dads back water water water- I should answer I should tell you ou From the f fena na of ot Weber eber county Came a cunning pleasure Ind lady Camo Came a dame of at easy virtue With Uh a ft mighty belt of ot wampum With a most prodigious boodle And she got the tho city daddies daddies- Got Gol them stron strong and got them plenty plent Mado Made them promise not to touch her hel While she made her light Red District Walled It In with brick and mortar mortal Filled It up IP with wanton women Like Ilke herself herselt but not so clever dever Like herself herselt but frequent drunker Filled It It too with wih men abandons abandoned Seal Scaly cusses lost to honor honor- honor honor- Lost to everything but lowness lowness- And nd made money mone on the light Red ned If It I still farther arther you OU should ask me mo Could tho the city not not prevent It I Lifted they no hand band to sta stay It 1 Uttered they no word to stop It I should answer I should tell you On Once co there was a 0 man Dininny Full Ful of ot wind an and clad In whiskers Clad Chad In red and stubby whiskers whiskers- And ho he uttered words of ot protest Yea he spoke a language I I will stop atop it I J I Am I not the tho town attorney Bides the time law not in m my keeping 1 Tho They shall never nover novel run the tho I have hn e spoken I I Dininny 1 And ho shook his shaggy whiskers Shook and chewed some somo more tOba tobare Chewed and spat upon tho the pavement pa Till the message went to Till Til the money makers heard It it Till Til the promise went to Ogden Ogdon And nd the pleasure pleas o lady heard It I. I Then she sho took the brash Dininny Laid him once across her Put his hIl whiskers In his pockets And then spanked the pants upon him I Spanked and silenced said Since which timo he lie has lies not spoken Y Ye who sometimes In your our rambles Through the green lanes of tho country Where here tho tIme air all Is warm and balm balmy Where hero the sun Is shining brightly Where hero nil all al nature nature Dure and clean Is is 1 Pause Pauso and ane think upon tho the nell nell-l light Red ht In tile tle stockade there established established- Think of ot It I. I and of ot tho the woman Who ho has roped tho cl city party Who has hs cuffed the lie chops of ot bosses Who has with wih a bum bamboozle tho the noisy boasters Put tho the Indian l sign n on Bransford And the strong kibosh on Barlow Darlow Pause and think upon tho tire woman Who ho came down clown hero here once from Ogden Caught tho the whole American party part Put her hor petticoats upon It I Made Mado It I help her build the Red light Ree And then made them say the they liked It I. I Ponder well wel and muse upon her Muse upon the tho Belle DeHe of ot London Lonrlon- For the bosses of ot th the cl city To her apron strings are fastened And the they sneeze when snuff she uses Read nead the story of at the wanton wanton- And the easy marks she sho found here And the whiskers that are silent And the tho walls that shame shamo the tho boasters I Also no ono one else was known When hen Tom Torn Pitt Pit at first proposed It I. I That tho the lad lady was so clever cleve Or that Bransford wa sol Or that lint Martin own owned d the council counci Or that mone money was as so o easy esy Was so easy since the panic Even when sho she got the cIL city Good men hoped hoped hoped because because the tho county Was as another breed bree of ot people But Dut tho the girl who Ills His Whiskers ers t Has a knack of ot taming lions Jons And sho she saw saW tho the Man an of ot Patience Surnamed Job Job and and mighty ha handy d Mighty hand handy with objections Ho trailed In behind the tho Tamer Thought Just what Belr London told him Quito Quio forgot all law and ancl pledges Got where could defend him hint Won Von the tho friendship of o all Cyprians Cyprians- And the lovo love of all al the lawless ln Also Bunk Dunk and Doodle Boodle knowin Are tho the silent cl city rulers Belie Bello has put her skirts upon them Tied them with her strings of ot apron Bossed the tho whole American part parton party Won on the Tribunes Tribune's cas easy friendship Broke Droke the law aw and laughed a aj Justice justice- Laughed at ju Judges too by Ginger And made monkeys of ot her partners Thus It Is the time town Is captured captured- Captured b by a pleasure lad lady the shameful place In Weber Thus the party of progression Purifies tho air of or Zion Wakes akes em up with modern method Fills Fis the bowl to Belle Bello Bete of ot London Drinks confusion contusion to the tire decent Thinks s tIle the light Red Red flame Is sunlight Thinks the cribs are aro proof of or progress Thinks the wrecks of ot crime and cunning Better Deler are than honest people people- Would His Ils Whiskers had not spoken |