Show 7 uncle bill observes that sunday doting closing in price Is generally observed by bit all the houses and it is all right that wa but we dont want any blue las law a that should prevent a fellow from smil miling on or kissing his best girl on a sunday sundays that the men would kick if their wives would strike for an eight hour day that m matrimony atri mony is the only cure for love sick sickness that may now be sent by wire but it Is more satisfactory to go your you r self that an expert mathematician sas that an engaged couple on an average kiss times this is appalling and the only way ay to escape euch such a thing ia Is to get married in a hurry this will stop kissing in great quantities quani ties that now another doctor has discover ed that kissing is dangerous the young folks will do it more than ever to prove their cou ragel the words kiss not in red letters on a white button may now be seen on the breast of many woman who belong to an organization organisation which considers kiss I 1 ing ng a most and ani disease breed ingace ing act so aar nat many any young women are seen wearing the buttons aej it is not expect expected ted to become popular with them if this that and the other ere cre so dangerous to health one cannot but wonder why the human race did not die off ff in the long long ago that a scientist says the rocking chairs make people dealand deaf and near sight ed he lie hai has evidently observed two persons occupying the same rocker that a judge fined a man 25 for being a liar if all liars were taxed to that rate they would be paying more than the income or the country while the agitator is cogitating r for a shorter working day his wife Is probably washing ten hours a day besides staying up half of the night with the baby |