Show hUB CLUB I FORMED IN LONDON Religion of Good Cheer Is Preached by Happy Englishmen AUSTRALIAN HAS AN IDEA Richard Abercorn Writes of Doings in King Edwards Edward's Land BY UY RICHARD RIHARD ABERCORN Republican Sp Special Cable Callo tho time midst 0 of ofard London Oct 17 In In hard ard times a now club the Iho Optimists Optimists' club lub bus litis been boOn formed In London It I consists of ot those who acknowledge e tho the dUl duty of ot cheerfulness and who make mako tAIo a 0 point of or looking at the lie bright sido if ot everything One Ono of oC tho the founders of f the ho club the tho hearer of t ono one of or England a 8 proudest proudest names said Mid yo yesterday Something Somo Some thing must bo be dono done to counteract tho the prevailing tendency toward taking gloomy views Most Moat ost clubs hero are aro I Ire In re reality lt If It not In name minnie p pessimists pessimists' clubs The Tho conversation In them almost almost al- al most In Invariably works around to tu tho the conclusion that o everything Including ho tho whole country countr Is going to the tho do dogs s. s In n time the Optimists Optimists' club no ono one will wil be tc te allowed to be low spirited Everything will wil be dono done to cultivate cheerfulness The Time hall porter will wi be bo carefully se selected so- so Wo VA shall cn engage ngo time the rosiest most looking contented person lerson we wo can Und Ind Tho The club servants In tho the same samo way will wil have havo to be bo sleek Meek headed men and auth such as sloop Bleep o 0 nights Nono None with lean and hUnEr hungry looks need ap all- ap- ap pI ply fun Tho decorations of ot tho the club house will wi be bo ga gay and bright the time furniture most mORt comfortable and attractive The walls walla will wi b be hung with wih such mottoes as Dont Worry orr or It I will wil be bo tho time same In a hundred years and with portraits of ot tho time groat optimists of t notion fiction and history Sir John Falstaff Falstaff Fal- Fal staff Rabelais and ond Dr Any Anyone Anyone one who 1 is convicted upon tho the evidence lence e of oC two members of being In tho the club for half hol an on hour without smiling will willbe willbo wi be bo suitably lined and the to penalty for fore e expressing nn any doubt as ns to all 01 being for lor tho best In the best of or all al worlds will wil ho bo champagne all al around on tho the spot From timo to time lectures will wm willbe willbo bo be given shen on current topics to show that there thore Is no reason renson for dl com com- fort tort let alone alono despair These will wil bo be reported In the papers and will 11 spread the tho of ol the club through tho whole nation naton Travel To travel from New York to England In days das will wl be possible as os soon as ns a 0 new steam engine Invented by Mr In entel r. Worry err a young youn Australian shall shan have been built buit into ono one OlO of or tho the largest cst ocean liners At least that is what the Inventor Cor hl hi himself claims an and ho he says that his lila un engine will wil require no more coal conI than the engine of ot u u. slow freighter and cost oven even less to build The Tho wonderful engine at ot first sight scorns very different from Crom the time reciprocating engine now in use but hut each engine docs does work in two Circe tion ton at once once once-as as each c cylinder ln or IB Is provided pro pro- vided with lh two pl pistons tons and and- two piston rods two cranks s and two o shafts belag boIng boIns bo- bo lag Ins provided Tho Time enormous ac advantage Q of ot this Is that Dint all 01 shock due to tho work done dono dOlo In iii ono direction Is counteracted b by that dono done in tho the opposite direction and in consequence It is possible to run runa a 75 horsepower on engine on an ordinary table at full tul speed without any fix fx- fx tunes tures so 80 smooth is tho time running Tho The engine or rather its Is principle can be equally well wel applied d to gasoline motors In which c case se the time wear and tear would woul be reduced to a minimum and If It applied to automobiles all aJ vi vibration YI- YI bration would bo he dono- dono dOlo away with wIh Aut Yet Vet t Ji J. Jit i- i There will wIl bo ho Issued privately as DS a freo treo gift to tho or ordinary stockholder cr 31 of tho tIm richest brewery fn in iii tho the worM world 2 fully tUly paid up ordinary 5 shares which Immediately upon their issue will wil bo be worth woth or more moro than thun double their face tace tel value This operation Is la so extraordinary v. v If not unprecedented that It seems almost In- In credible that it should havo have received d so little public attention A free gilt gift of or at least and probably jf to the tho holders of brewery 01 shares Just at this time when complaints com corn plaints aro are heard hear on all nl sl sides of or dwindling dividends and possible bankruptcy bankruptcy bank bank- In tho the brewing trade And nl It i I is no less wonderful In Its way was that is 0 this amazing tale talo of ot prosperity should come from Ireland tho timo Commercial Cinderella orela of ot tho tl United I Kingdom Time The he other othor night a tow low mon might have havo been seen assembled quiet quietly to together to to- bother gether at nt Salisbury Salsbury HoU House c. c The Tho man manof manof manot of ot lithe fragile fragie frame with finely cut and expressive o features by whom hom tho the chair was occupied Is I perhaps tho tim richest subject of ot King ICing Edward In time tho matter mattor mator of read ready cash and gilt nt edged securities Viscount t 1 better bolter beter known In Dublin as Edward Edwar Cecil Gum Guin ness He la SR Irish of or the time Irish li Ills His father was WiS a 0 Guinness his mother was a Gumness Gum Guin- ness his wife wIte is a Guinness all nh al descended descended des des- from froni rom tho tim Guinness whoso whose headquarters head head- quarters In Count County Down of ot I baronies which iveagh l Is 18 one of oC tho existing I |