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S same Ask AsIc sl Pa if It Sonic Some razors like some men mell of or course arc are far more inure sU to tu Ic Ie con conditions than others uther But there are hundreds of men who tell you that on a cold or a n aVet wet Vet day ay thc they lie simp ly lr have havo to tear their thell face faco oil off J If the they tr try to shave sha themselves themselves- I Let ct them put mt the blade away until more seasonable weather comes come arid antI then without tIme least strapping or honIng It t slips lIp over o the face ace as softly as a kid glove S It was grouchy In lii cold weather that is It all Juk licit Cure Then too au any aimy well conduct cU cond d razor azor lI likes cs a u rest lest once ozice in a while Next time line you rou sue ee Pa with towel aroun around hIs Ills no nock neck I and making making- time the most agonized faces at his reflection in the glass and saying things just as awful perhaps under tinder his breath reath perhaps not tell not tell him a about out this a new razor he lie Is II Cl very er- er apt to tu sa say but If you ou I keep ee at ut him and ind he heIs heIs heIs Is not too awfully mad mati you ou may gut get ct him to tr try it H. Let him hInt carefully clean and put awa away this cause of ill all li his torment for fOI a couple of oC months Then Themi watch him smile the next time hu lie uses It IL I The Time rest cure has rejuvenated the thc razor Of course scientists ridicule the time Idea Idem of or a steel blade lade having feelings s and advance some explanation of the most materialistic nature Variations of heat und cold one will tell you OU appear to tu have an un In Influence Influence In- In fluence eu on PlO molecular action o of steel In-I In is not very clearly understood Possibly it Is on account of varying degrees of or contraction exhibited by the theIron theiron Iron and carbon ion that thai go 10 to make malce makeup up the steel blade It is a u. common and well veil phenomenon that ox- ox renio cold makes muke steel exceedingly brittle Time The woodsman in the lie f far North carries canles' an extra supply of or ax- ax heads In the time winter and anti railway accidents acci dents from Limo HID breaking of axles flan flanges on un car ear wheels or 01 even rails ui are alC much more mOIo frequent In cold weather M lime he In Which may may be all vcr very learned learne or im H Hmay may not nut But it simply means that variations In temperature affect the I material that lint gOCS goes to tu make up ull time tho human human hu hu- man roan body Joll and causes you to tu shiver i Only when a man Is affected that way people say he lie h hiss has time the grip 01 or something and amid with him When hen a razor is affected in lii the time same sanie manner the they cu cuss s It If Ir there are UIO no women within earshot However Howe that la Is not quite so unjust as It ml might ht appear to be on omm the th sur sur- ur- ur face For a r razor Is very ery well able allo to lo take taku caru caro u of It Itself Few people ever accuse a razor of or But Jut you OU just watch a mi man luau shave lie gets along Sine until he lie strikes the time I head hen of a pimple und and zip she's she slie off orr and the blood b begins to flow now If It the time man Sit gays nothing but ut quietly sticks n a piece of I blown brown paper over time tho bleeding spot and ROCS goes on ott shaving sha nothing happens But lust mi him II n lo I ami watch th the thc razor g get t back k- k kaiji at aiji him JI He lie i la Is hud In front pf Or f the car ear and over the time jugular vein and on the tender spot un under tinder t r the nose an and amid all over Ills his face If It he lie gets td the sticking plaster on oft orr his face Inside a week e und and is not visibly marked for life ho la It luck lucky Swear H Word ord Uhf Did It It Oh perhaps A A. razor lazor cant can't hear But Dut Its It's better to monkey with a u buzi-baw buzi saw aW than to sa say an any but kind lelnd words about IlIn ItIn it Il itin in its iLs presence Ever tr hear a a. man lUan complain that just when lie e is In iii tho tIme biggest hurl hurry Is In th the time he Is sure to slash Blush himself while sha ln shaving YolI a IL razor lazor doesn't like to he be hurried That's ls l's all ull Then n again aln just aa illS there are ale no imo t o tomen men alIke so ISO there are no two razor alike One man will III get along ulong with a u ru sic zor In the most jolly manner Let Lot another another an un- other man borrow horrow the time blade and anti tr try to act In the manner and he ho In lIS marked for a week Store More than thun that the lie Hr Unit first t man mun manwIll manwill will havo to spend a 8 month coaxing the razor Into good humor again The explanation is easy casy enough No tub men can u use e a Ii razor In Iii the butna arno manner When hen u a man hw IHl trained a razor lo to his way of or thinking h he sho should ld guard It as jealously as the thu miner miller does his pouch of or gold dust dun An Another other man In Jn lieu half a second can carm undo tImework the tIme work T of mouths month When a man seta gets t It a ra razor or that limit I In suited to him hint he had be better cache cachs It somewhere somewhere some Borne where where none lIone but bul he will c ever r find Und it h. I More Moru In la the hand than thun in time the razor blade your barber Inn may tell you l lask ask him It u C few w questions about tho the bla blade e and ho he will tell you something I Hal is Olf Un cI a glass of or high power the hue edge of a razor looks t something sonic some thing like a saw Each man handles JIL a razor at a particular angle when lie he Is shaving After a time lime ho unconsciously sets gets Into the time habit of or stropping his razor In III a c certain wa way eo so o that the teeth of the saw arc are Just at the cl right ht an angle le for himlie him lie He has to adjust himself and the razor Let iLet another man come along alon and amI attempt to strop stroll the time razor and he lie smashes all an the teeth down anti and sets them UI up at a different differ differ- out ont angle Then there them is the thu deuce to topa pa payA payA pay A razor lazor likes the man maim who takes good care of or It 11 an and will pull out by the thc roots I the beard of the man manlio who lio neglects It Then rhen loo too there are arc different makes of razors razor But you cannot very well depend de tic- pend on the tIme brand uran A factory will cm cm- plo ploy experts to tu get fet the name of or a u brand brantl before the public and amid then lien when I he demand tIe- tIe mand has been they will proceed pro iro- O to make mon money b by manufacturing a cheaper razor under the samo Immo name Its just like el cigars ars Only Onh In the time razor razor- making hu business there Is the additional consideration that hint if all razors were made matJe madewell madewell well would suon soon bu be e little demand for new ones The moral J Js Ji trout treat your gl like a gentleman mi hind and If It IL I Is iu H It good one It wUi return the lie compliment Insult It and you OU had hail better start fart all over O a again aln with a anew anew anew new one Olle I |