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Show Section The Jnier-Mountain Republican ee SALTr LAKE CITY, UTAH, SUNDAY, | Pages 1 + 8. MARCH 24, 1907. yf\ WJ { @ snid Ww ae e = inal . or - Copyright 1997 » O'Clock: * hap pened: z TPT ETT TNT a pe tulant lit-| born of recent | Vera exclaimed more 1u- Why, can it Uncle Bets : ~ see, ee ven fo Your deay into LS te Ue. uch with al eves coming ses : S¢ lac thrown ning 3 of for back On I'm ‘ i do toward -posse i her or d a the gre ould of nh l { 14 1 1 ime Lor, ‘ ‘ ( 1 u \ Pe j i ticl revere i ‘ ' rf unel ! ‘ u , iu LS 1 | I ‘ I t u ! Ey | here ‘ I oO cl It 1 \ 1 1 ‘ I 5 « th ‘ n | | ved hi ['¢ l I ( t I've} ae aa ; cn ril dl 1 I> 1 } ' \ t nats ed el ‘ h ' el ;mok or mat Pets he eu ‘ our : say Tnele : Pe Pie. I [ ‘ | ! ' \ tal nel ete viclou kindness of hove rb Oe , é ‘ Y wd him to o. rescuer ad Tru that , ! saw neve drive KO through | coke uf ce fo. ‘ ric I e Wwe ( or ‘Mained We they t ist \ { l dar mikht rizht but ou ) | | : the juleps.| then with pat a said beset' eS Norman. iris' his ace » dinner, Laie orange, ¥ have Vera got as _ in he ihe leani hi Norman. bother in't me none 2 imé 14. very ¢ froin is my era ‘low ou best ou rae |smiling, ance of iretcning back tomach in out nis a after with in piloted to a box Now, these 1id Unele Pete turning full upon the Yew body an' Yorkers hers just smiling nd bbhing or« kind it ~1 enouc | not troubled just then the c his piano head, the to waved and Il off in a bunch, or ates which ended with ex- ing rabb up. haven't little, his they ‘ rath¢ "Dixte this' fae BGimgticn (ble i young ver otal always after come for anyw a "= about rad bleCoxereappearas9 Elcom "Why, just tasted one tHe of th. the merahit ee ey since "St n a few minutes our little amid universal smiles, filed into taurant, where fortunately they a table awaiting them "| the > the > = Jorman ladies oo sald Dic sky. : qui a Wite pre pe r, sala do you know, chilgry." We've y- Proper, Pel pss Te Jut "HL. : 1 . fearing a of OF like out licking them, you know."'] Pete: at his words, | since] aie his oe tn nena Se r one nuatiels is and blushing furiously, sits only a :lhallet.?? ' ae rally ? Don't seem to me they! ticket sees ed no rallying; never saw a more returned |united and energetic lot in all my life the ae |but I'm mighty glad it's all right dear, because it's the prettiest flock ever saw," said "this elbow on spectacles} rivetting Veras »>|"but for your every-| wish pens party a resfound "‘an' where is This is a Welsh rarebtt dear," plained Vera, gently replacing the tle plate of ae gold. "Do Unele it's ally very nice.' |lit, exlittry they had Uncle Pete, leaning the railing and glasses upon his sakes, my dears, put on a few again nos I do Water Much Costs suffering Something. has been occasioned in Lanzarote, one of the Canary is% lands, by the lack of water. So great is the dearth of water that large numbers of the inhabitants have had to leave the island A pitcher of water costs 6 cents, and the very poor are going from door to door begging for the cnn wherewith to as 5 r . quench their thirst. snayOr has (et Arrecife, the cap ital of ae Lanzarote, isked the send fifty ‘distribution more mayor of Las. Palmas casks of water daily among the poor. to for -_----+> oe ___-__ > Peach of a Dividend. | rufftes,"* The directors of the State Bank, "thi at | i The following two numbers not be-|New York city, have declared a diviIng particularly exciting, and noticing |dend of 900 per cent on a capitalizathe }a longing expression on Uncle Pete's|tion of $100,000 The directors also came face, Norman, during the intermission |declared the usual semi-annual diviag ain Suggested juleps dend of 50 per cent. The large surrun- | Uncle Pete turned toward him with| plus the bank amassed became une ele,; the eagerness of a huntsman who, af- | wieldly because of. its small capitaliter hours of fruitless tramping sud-|zation, and in order to obviate this y jthe directors decided to distribute the as the opened | selves | au just wet fine julep-golly! | gining-room to the spot said ape then SREcae Coa }in ame on Mr Curtis-er, do you suppose we could have made a mistake and | brought these ladies here on a night o> 3 | for gentlemen only? be se eae ; =e the | mh ny Bente a on 7 stnuation seats in was Jump oprietorial| been economic and because Tare NCIGi: dren, eae {litte sok Bo tI While " said } ‘That's a cool million in your fa- | Pete le aned over, smelled the Uncle ‘Pp-) yor," whispered Dicky, admiringly; pushthen again nts of his plate. er i while! "just kee p that up and you own the hurt in said and side, one o and|/old man body and soul." screen- | Here they were interrupted by the | oy don't care if this is the first of ;curtain's rising upon a garden y the | April, I don't reckon no joke is as i SUS-|the tlowers of which, blossomed into Ire pny to a man on a empty stomach, au} pink, gauzy ballet dancers, who deftan onfes [I don't see the point, mO-\ ly picked up one foot, while on the any of giving a fellow a dry hash other they piroutted around the stage | when a orders a club sandwich, nor 'said/and finally whirled over to Unele }a buneh of hot cheese when he orders Pete's corner and apparently saluted | a rabbit took | his box It's a downright shame," said Vera, don't} "Well, I'm durned!" exclaimed in an uncertain volce. and Uncle Pete I Incle Pete ughast, and then solemnly | eing her shoulders shake, and mis> and | stroking his beard added "You can taking her suppressed mirth for more talk about the beauty of Southern| serious emotion. said soothingly: W set) flowers, but I ain't never yet seen "Well, never mind, darling, don't an} thes equalled, no not even in the} you ery, for Unele Pete's been hungry tropies-tunny what ever could have} before,"' and then, turning to Norman, made them girls put on bathing suits|added, "reckon I'll have to take a ‘I) this time of he evening - seems] whiskey straight and call it square." | erF,Qrrrr FOO" pay, Strange, don't you think so, |} efforts faces Norman fice. Vera what keys Unele Pete fairly beamed niece, having thus, in so few thing | explained what he had felt 11865 smile nd then abrupt he added ‘It's all ri |your But ft ace @XCretestanam " glory with aly ay 3 let ¢ "ir ae med a Ath a neck, om )UNH Unele | Sit duties we orchestra | them you mothers "Quite . t be slap no them odds neither iving But," of id tha ‘ Now for the Rebel roar," said Vera "Anything particular you'd like with | in in apprehensive undertone and} your rarebit, Mr. Randolph?" asked discreetly moving behind a curtain;] Dieky, ‘this time doing the honors. mere none of them can ever stand that ‘Well, I don't. believe in' mixing | drinks," said Uncle Pete, honestly. im- |‘ La ut contrary to all expectations, "That means more juleps," said . With pro|} Uncle Pete, with an Medusa-lk Stare | Norman, while Uncle Pete gazed adhis} sat speechless until the last strain,| miringly at the even more sociable pro-|! |} When, as though oblivious of his every | crowd. {ter ORB, he said, solemnly ; The juleps came, and then the rareto I'll be gol-darned if I can under-| bit was placed before Uncle Pete fellow's made} ctand how, with that tune behind us, | ‘Where's my. hare?' demanded |} these blamed Yankees ever licked us|Unele Pete. Norjan' General Lee." " shove the gentleman ordered andw ich | "Why they didn't really lick us," ]a ebit,"' ee the' waiter, : | said Vera. winking at her other tw o | humbly, to Dick "tis just) escorts: "we just simply wore ourWell, an' so I oa said Uncle thanl te ranalt 1 Them name 3 } plain ® nth re a in /auestion Ke sea Rinks it's Ble y xrSoings to have a wat Bata | Pc anyway the 5 ie milli | explained reommodatingly, no m appetite want to be lat ; They ill piled were soon deposited "Don't-you "In throat Tice a their very nos " make little » ourtains tighe ia | thins in pink. woulan and was his maine silver pipe is that a typewriter?" | Th aae big. drum. | shim OCeroiee ‘of «c out with en covered ments bet-/ the | key, little > Saran rather, rh around jerky man at poor. ducked 8 in Pete, unbutton- | things, almost : kin the par ‘ : Sern cr edulousi |always did sandwich, another what shageygate} heade 1) GBR Sane aded tadies his \ chair carted in crouching; in a caress‘Who do you ppec l ay iWreular rt of manner, he eX-/nin' away ee Imes { feel Just like one good! jn mysterious hat Hy ‘ I ; ild do m rood in' "under shece nit "Por the Lord ike top him, Northan them that' } pered Vera nervously; do "They are 3 ( person on | something invthing.' plained Vera hite mane | "Let's vy ¢ the roal for Czntral "Looks more p Uncle a vaiter fee time, a ‘XN oP | Dicky tooth- ot a oyBray like mint vaiter put them in 3 iy of decoration, thes ilways like pret- lac f Heeny thate] iy A these 100K slice must he to 1id t for ou " wo mn ( = While the e, I V- Ik th | It } [ If } i f 1 1 t and ] hy on rubbs t I but thi comtortabl) eX ettling himself ame i and ia « \ f et 1 hie li nat Ihre onging il led you ZO mg and!/ ause I'm here take root, an' kor ve got in my pocket 5 : napkin, then carehi collar in an un- *ete ee 1 out I oh I Fre é P ric J aih HNO. Ou hi .walter:.brought ( pote ve like unfolded rinkle Lucer, | then asa his. aT thduste. : . under 1 Julep." t le eee DoD ele box Norman CAS oh ‘ fover-loud stage ‘ reneral ir- of distinetion "What's th idolpl bl Dicky admiringinterrupted -1 | ALee aD though ind icked one corner-in jove! exclaimed Dicky { mis up | } \ | iy SUREENTER Fie ) l : : hi il my | ling aii, | 1 1 before Uncle ifficientl from the I et oO iealy entre us 1 yeEcoOmMe iy 1 i at you de : apa duste d t } y j ttner i In t moll ' . i , ‘ ! t your ; iil | il 1 | { I hi for Suppose ha eart i BOT of warm ‘ . Viv! mut they 111 seems to admire dustei ure enough enid Uncle sane sae : Hannes 7 agar batt apy mon the boat Lt rightdowr m Pet ae ‘ I' r nth ne ore , li I j | Uttle Pets eC I d tt) L . 1 P l | ins} Ju 1a ! he literall t I f | } ' fen i Norman : ~ d rp Uncle ee ic ie o would like | goat ates usingly. |* TT} vers udd are ‘ eee sudde L é ) "thers { 1K warmth 7 ; z ae ren : aN ntl ed behind fans th here linen, ar it 1 great pro "Yes do orde. ' too Might spill mmething, wasted Dicl us atte kno i thes Sn Ys Les e ‘ OES ing in ‘ ul 4 ' for ‘ hay it less Ms it Unek et the l o ey leave y Bula | ind c the} a to Lon Dict i ‘ ‘ thing } \\V A - two anil 4 be he ' tt d : ) your i 1 § A Chinaman re ana 7atn pleasure ou for: waES vi : u putting ng A 1 Si , 4 doar t ; ‘ her tl ‘ ti ot \ { t 1 nything ood ; a1 that if J hav ; D Y up till L ae } or my,.uncle,; Scan Scour forward bon content a an's jief at the laws of compensation ling Vhy, Uncle Pete!" exclaimed Vera, | (D8 mint vera, Pete } I pelisse, ‘fo-''¢ That's. "hin: turning in response to a grab from | ree: ee ucer behind You back already? TI want ' ; ou to -meet my two very dear friends, ;| ™mit W Roijatay a fF Miss Poll Lane and Mr Burns 1 ; ou ae a3 00 skec Glad to méet you; my dear said 4 reef tinele Pete, giving Polly hand a pul"A club ne grasp, and then Vith a be- ! "Well, I ea ? lent. smil added We at ju don't care whether jing in for a juley nd, of course chicken, ham you wna Mii Burn vill jon us | plied. Uncle Ther offering Polly his arm with a just: so..he Chesterfieldian grandeur, he awaited to the show Uncle! faci hah i l shirt : | sainttonnae lar beau ell you! ‘ » "Well, he certainly needs those miljions, sald Polly, sympatheticaty, "and even then he has upset my be‘ isked Ce 1 { ' ar-} now > Md ( thi I P| ° if} . Oh, -I say Vera don't you think Ph Rae I I man we could arrange a private dining| rme ee a when 4 LikKn | room." = 1 nate d thé me NS sald s Polly, leaning over Vera pS r eae DE romptness, I ad \ ldort ay | ie hairpin Julep at one . in pretense of replacing a > 3 "| eeeded to open had. bette is I don't "believe if my life deafscpekiniett 1 SSOK i MISPer- | pended upo it I could with a ‘5 , 2 Bs } one Side and sald, ght face it opposite" that | another mistal , darlit ve : lear. dc ‘Yn. tii cra { but inyway, dear, do a may ; UT . } Kise What's. the ] } j least rake Im tuke off MS OU solicitoushs "> »juleps the opiys {nd man. ageas a | hirt = all right?" L pa mot i Our table j ready said: Norman, |" : ain't 7 oO 6s ' a ord darl el wWledging a signal: from the wait: | i the scraps of \ vegetables id They all started, and upon reaching ; Hint mn . ' bel bs, i the door Vera iid, timidty, Don't i neither Never t | ' and-er-er- ; novelt firs od) 1 ha I Kes your and i (y b ‘ in) even the do- J \\ ight , I 1 \ t millie to ie m iti l explair Your ombined Reube rie} é ‘ million Souns Yor] me ur one | ticks o Lb inte we road, with } hue arolina, hel i i o laws tonight we know except} nothing ma tter to ha the time!) not ming m under-|h n this ha nan ~¢ wid ii ‘Glad to ete ith yorman ith Glad o ui dtl af nthia ‘ na I the Grass' celebrating merrily, lac too ou 1 : | form ind brass buttons ‘ |} rounding pandeme |parts of the world parently held expre ddea the --$---_-_---- the as or, Pete, gentlemen, sssuring ae hi 1 ° © - ha exe musicians | ,' said "Young man, I'd like to run you}surplus in the form for president," said Uncle Pete, en- | also was decided thusiastically, "and, er," continued he/talization of the |turning to Vera, "I wonder if we draw |to $1,000,000, j of a dividend. to increase bank from It the capi$106,000 |