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Show THE INTER-MOUNTAIN REPUBLICAN Published Every Inter-Mountain Official Organ Entered postoffice March 38, as second-class ymatter Feb. oar the Lake All matters ported DIRECT the local Branch or solicitors, News Department, Clty,* under of mighty were should be addressed SUBSCRIPTION Paid In Advance. to the Editorial not Mr. Kearns Mr. Haywood RATES Not Paid lican were McG we ae Veare ccc cclesee a\cisiclelele siete Sunday Malcolm Only, McAllister, Offices - Dooly Block, Both Member ‘ SALT LAKE One year...... General 208 ere) Ge Ul Vaca West Publishers' Press UTAH, JAN. candidate must have are blame in 1896, for You ple of ly assured as You for have us make The the mistake Be, will to have what will of Utah in readiness If to it will to your need your ANG Have it good, Get & may right of the has the the} will "harm) (the never does that. Republican te "Lew ape oer: NOS, ree cateh MR in sixty years. ich Oates look back aa Make life. your of rest the all better = with ane pride-not ae os sinners. and to regret "Be sure state for the NOT you will are be right, better, legislature of turn public the the money that their elected There all, is As Utah they treasurers no is they of now, in have the legislation in That law has new Is what of publie funds proposed been Hoosier will in other enacted. certainly the be legislature inure to the states Indiana enacted is by benefit in which of of the ly the money It on hand among Inspection the and in the banks various that supervision, under to and be money pay be the required, required two per tributed, there will the get Safe sired, that give be the fidelity The banks will favored bankers, he, it. the all of the money, and public-thesre that Indiana legislator makers of Utah is desired. there are In may be the the a its Dubois Governor boises for bids, per cent plan Our and may dis- It for as will tion party day In there the is a AS A "NEAR-GREA' current very number clever of article the Saturday hitting off the Evening directed at other men of the nation, peculiarities and There less there Is no sound reason why our Utah senator should escape the rather caustic pencil of the Post. "4 It is something to the credit of the senator that, even in the estimate of a man who Is unfriendly, he is of ! It have rightful some the It has in de- could there perfect the "Ophe- an that one-is the dominated Think in of the She address is the with worth it. objection, it that she things would be a on like a city in THEM Judge country her. We Florence that power in session the state in Salt of oes possession a ately» of been the p¥Foperty by can in state the people, the And when this enough Salt to Lake iron and should not have the to make fuel warrant or benefit certainly, the of in not go from young with wish to gifted as and you an utterer melody unfair to day for wealth that and the And the consideration grand jury lasting the state will last enjoyed if these tre- forever, by will injustice could posterity. not of sing paeans for loving his the town. story you in any Be of FACE the evil of adopted that the in Idaho, such But he an adds but test. against any friend there unfulfilled al) be recom- adultery § and the perfectly raised without known a to Du- party encounter. foregather fine when people is perfectly well to service to the to his students not believe warranted, to a But was it have fair in it was the like of the which not but the expect be delivered the of presented. address as that it If was it was in statement drawn of exposi- If expression. people pro- some- best Democracy truthful skepticism an meat on University can King, conclusions express the record could and the probably the was the of Judge and it is data party. was data, that students of party omission, We a ago, principles fact. puzzles with settlement the of city next city with ; older is know the the any people adequate known to the a young truth that reason the people person not at Much Political made be a a by the to King country have Democratic from of Judge which man or young NEVADA the the that the street department has been shamefully misconducted; that the health department has been an offense in the nostrils of all good men and women; that the water office has been simply a scandal; that the police department has seem be given Science league of the move. them. now. taxes with which may should and elee- for choice is that of rightly one will train. easy. Let And right the there choice the To the is little of promoters University. truth and the doubt banners AND may cessation THE blame of ‘To youth, they under of the They have whole truth will make which they MINES. it to the activity in strike Goldfield if you want to, but was really caused by old Winter, and would have come pretty same, if the strike had never been heard of. You may let the Sullivan postal ha that cards | senate ought to stated legal on to right legal right campaign the the law of expel 0? the he That from Utah. moral right senator there is no it is their been dis- Menelik, Emiperpe to Aix Koenigsare ecards ill is Abyssinia, of 1 is and his indisposition deprives his people of ait great physician For certain forms of illness they go to him, |personally if possible, or mend sony: ailments their for them "touches" H ind étriightway they recover, it is said. At any rate, having thought themelves ill, they now belleve themselves makir a campaign nButriio! the intenliquor of thar territory. he 2 campalgn committee 2 ago that 80,202 signatures had already been obtained for asking for a stringent law to the above effect, and now probably more than 100,000 his made Smoot Mr. the because of when case and for interest of Feng will. States wie rw Gade information jc neds protesters, Governor the public embarrassment Hanly are It New a bad good a been doing is a York transform become Indiana has nearer In the past . Indiana. In of conscience servants now peculiarity it costs boy punish him. of reform. favor legislature and two than that but It would that they is hundred And into been confined dollars develops town in Seotland the In a little been induced to give mrave-digger had up his habit of hard drinking and ~ the pledge. A publ meetin he gave his BEpOrEn "T er thocht fe bala to} to tell ye, whole month J hayvna' touched « anything. I saved enough to buy me ; braw oak coffin wi' brass handles and brass najls-and if m teetoatl for to]another month I shall be wantin' it!" that public have not into a good citizen, 7 citizen, costs the state four hundred and his tells awakened, right a year if he doesn't| a criminal, When the caretake seem the money argument is in| missing. ysund it 4 graph turn of One be vastly to money the Kearns better pay is a for party And that very generally fair look to a reeently said American competent pretty that is organs the men city look conclusion spend after city the men are not that affairs in which citizens the people of woul 1} "Tt to party to admission after more than fact anything that truth Senator of the from and box. to Attempts its proper Salt been the is by would have any of been elements oft now not a officially by Lake enemies made the nation against him by the agencies the case is th e© And fe of if of that the | are he had any f o "Yeste rday ae was cestral tree "Did they Penndw OUR COAL been stolen or turned LANDs., over to wealthy the and. how AND corporations, IMPERTINENT. much the account for has hapit, but, really, that was the very best thing that mining pened to Goldfield, and Nevada, and the whole interest. They had been running People get tired sometimes. the compelled pretty fast over there in Nevada, and they never quieter days have given them an opportunity And now they are would have had the weakness to take. self. Why should it de any such thing? What right has it to do so? mitting for the purpose of argument that the Christian Scientists are entirely misled and deluded, ‘what business is it of a newspaper co tell them so? By what authority does such a newspaper act? Is not such presumption very close to the line of insolence'? o the great majority of people the fundamentals of Christian Sclence are incomprehensible and paradoxieal, but this does not prove that the people who accept those fundamentals are either insane or bamboozled. All people do not see the same thing alike, The dogma that is absolutely impossible to one may be clear, logical and authoritative to another. Truth is many facete This, however, is altogether aside from ‘the main question, which is one of individual rights. The Christian Scientists have the right to believe and teach, if they fee] like it, that matter is nonexistent, that pain is a creature of ne imagination or that the moon is made of green chees I is qipody's business what they believe and the newspaper which undertakes to ridicule a abuse them is guilty of a monstrous were a matter ae the critic a kickin There are so Nay country assuming Persistent Scientists tan that there is no impertinence individuals matters possible would inviting excuse which probably criticism for ought of boorishness to be ashame of which ole newspapers to regulate the religious beliefs of and long-continued abuse of the {s a piece newspaper if it earn in ar eerie: Christian a metropoli- | any up my an- nuts?"'-Punch any credit? Hs ae couldn't cha .-Boston cker-So_ the poor fellow was frozen to deat po, ker-Yes, he nad waenee ae brea aenbe around the wa york Sun sixty much] Chicago Chronicle: Nominally this is a free country in which no man may be challenged as to his religious belief. Really a good many people are disposed to meddle with the religious opinions of others Thus an important New York newspaper, professedly calmly judicial, omits no opportunity to sneer at Christian Seience, its teachings and its founder. It goes out of its way to insult the followers of Mrs. Eddy and to question the sincerity and the motives of Mrs. Eddy her- Barmen, adver- found United| a two or three dollars an acre, this fact is surprising. hie land was acquired by the governme nt as part of the It} Loutsiana purchase and by other similar acquisitions. was paid for by the people of the nation. The question now arises, what shall be done with it? Shall it be turned over to the trusts for exploitation with little or no recompense to the nation, or shall it be husbanded and es 2 to return as much as possible? e Interstate Commerce commission is prepared to saontntie nd to the President that the coal land, which the nation still owns, shall neither be given away nor sold. In the opinion of the commission, the government ought to retain the title and lease the land, thus making it a permanent souree of revenue, could be leased for a very large sum, enough, it is said, to defray almost the entire expenses of the government, fieidine the interest on the national debt. If this can be done, Why should the people continue to pay own property which with honest management would relieve them of the necessity? Why should the government squander its legitimate resources upon favored corporations and then tax the people to pay its current expenses? In this matter the question of government ownership is not Involved. The coal lands of which we speak already belong to the nation They have been bought and paid for. The only question now is, shall they be managed With reference to the public welfare, or shall they go to swell the possessions of the rapacious trusts? Some of the coal land of the government has been sold to the trusts for $2.50 an acre of precisely the same quality will rent for $1,000 per acre. This being the case, common sense says rent it, The plutocrats will advance many ingenious reasons why the people's coal land should be given away, but these reasons are all vitiated by the element of self-interest. The nation has in these lands a permanent source of income, and if it is wise, it will keep them and so manage them as to produce the greatest possible revenue, BOORISH looking Hicks-Has Hardup W icks-Credit! Why, a siphon bottle Tr: ansecript. fairness. Portland Oregonian: It is estimated that States government still owns between fifty millions of acres of coal lands. Considering to | defamation-as possessed quarters were resen > responded re ndily e charmer, its keepae rings the big rep- FRAGMENTS OF FUN | direct statements of| has never fren cor- Utah's they gentle- ee that the For, the Swe <z It to Rey toothache, . sweet, At such times he ts practically unmanageablk The local fuse to attempt to fill his ee was brave enough to try to exmine an aching tooth, but the enraged slaphaitt ena him around the inclosure, and the dentist afterward sent in a bill for damage caused by the shock. States ascertained polygamist. the helped United swallowed to induce Municipal authorities of Prussia, have been requested tise for a dentist tend an eleph int, an cal zoo He affairs." elected was After two hours' search they snugly resting in acinemato- the tile competent. of the that like the said Clemenson. rected the charge has is is have Utah, It else Smoot matter only gamist.* men surprise to some join. will traveling m igerie Pirenthy exhibiting aay Stratford, England, went to heat the water it| dollars a year to try him ins Hayy onder, tDaeake O68 yao of easy. eredit wise told wise the all woman United senate no pre- much will as political soldiers enroll themselves. piESN hiaM ie VPs You Is signal is the women the That that It of to month of done, selecting the political party American certain to be promises been a address could be gleaned Judge Bowman gives the Republican side of the case, Later other speakers will address the students. They are likely to get information, and imbibe influences, that will be helpful to them. One of the most distracting measure the are good will the young as to certain around, way, a tensions. and oath the And the of they little in and selection silent it fate did his value managers the and the seemed IT. mighty an answer. of good. tion are better esteem said addresses over clever justifiable is their ductive in fair truth in TRUTH. Bowm delivered Ilibrar balloonist | tributed by the German etenEologic proy have June last since yureaus the On i suce -ssful as aids to science. Gnd] streets, the the England, in trouble to number baloons potted? The provide Asia. federal the epee might] it now on a it says he as Pitts- to adequate correct public, M. is the men base what criticism. polygamy in you money need harmony oath only your You spreading test While make Lake. richer are men talk part. you minstrel a when the nt way theat- law a as used now beneath, The "alr hog,' dragging with pesca rh ne inviting the another Utah cities no be in no has one profit corporations should here the bright he all It has it man sate' ssere sy that acquired people of eee -- Tein in bright and out ae wy Dee eC a the the behind Utah. mineral GOSPEL John when to What vacated, a to- go. used was butter room now oceupled at the saeytel shingeton by the Supreme court senate the as oeeupled 1859 until hamber to that timelat the‘ immed eres eae Cal en ee vreviously varie | eae 8 ee wife-beater, a and Chica the into be brought pressed and saltec century a half of « Ee lt. m a time, For | | not of Picts than raore muech custom arose the be the with of pounds to Sardines of used and) markets Europe their good. mighty establishments business} Lake concerning at the University Thursday night on "The Principles of Republicanism." He told the young people ef the Political Science league, and their friends, that the Republican party principles had proved better for the people of the United States than had the principles of its opposition is body Surely the is the Is expenses a her- it. awaiting are the lower all lost, very by that | the ae at | n 16 plpluce Cae output the between $40,000,000 and The production in Tho was 4, 1,000,000 min- risk they before plenty Hopkins Senator owners. deposits reclaimed usual of slaughtering get: | production et and ¢ the ‘ transactions, i ordinary eine ho does never approved has questions to the a the ehil- her in cent from all points of ere | me eteorological bureaus Hamb can terlin, Chapelle, the} beat will that system only the has The ete Mz As Shur es berg, " ; keeps on prophesying, and after awhile |exempt from postage. things address that could enough in have one Seva . : the Smoot case, and approve the action of PresiRoosevelt in adjusting the finanelal difficulties of} Domingo, Settle dent be that into enter contended she Two And backward to mueh extent people GAVE positive- action. It "Tess," a titles tne been be paw He can fraud coast, good that she by until a should caught Hyatt : just Doe Santo the There has These recommends general of "Cleopatra" we another now in enough is be te turn him punishment ar: ibe r rOWw is weather the In- things if that coal west it the be funda- more They have known it for months, And that is the main reason the Americans did not carry the county election. Post of Senator Smoot, as they appear to the Post's correspondent in Washington. We have laughed at these articles when here. they is a better included comes a and is mendous de- to the the own. to To Lake the law- tone. acquired has for to come "ome per packing support causing | proposed Dope Be game so WRONG. jury scandaloys people the holds & twenty-(our hieago oft chaplain in the county Cook whic the elistie '; eyankg hi direct ets who hospital, work among the patient? cop he country's the of Estimates last slenderest Is but to ment than the hills} %0 Christian !§ for wagesEndeayorers found earth them ; of plays? friends that blessing that were earth ee CIE TCES TE WaT has entered upon a < "Shylock." her beyond THE ga part a Sorrel. ie. a eae Gk : 1" should They suicides, and have good > a varying she shadings nor restored be There put affec- by the a_ past In But In AT RANDOM, the ane season of work was money which lands a NT Ta cheap. Suppose with other your requirement. and yoice the it. whatever plays been ‘the whole to of officials and favored newspaper men and secretly devise excuses for their bad conduct of city affairs. The truth can not be entirely concealed by them. It will be known public, be manufacturers title it. and be Salt a hear face to "Portia." talents in is public have will Lake Which property burg. publie de- the of eI home the it, should to any man whiie for the state them up their the are interest In MR, SMOOT will doing be wanted well do a of Weak" to of grand always Lake! by there friends is mastery. in do be is embarrassing whole of cily Salt probably than that and AS WELL is How it federal would the of ‘it, that city. are is Lake, favor unkindly be to much Marie," RIGHT of big ae te the bonanzas TT values arms, the would if asking that there They that lines, head-these easy But good THEM the an MAY the public proposed suggestion a morale city about report every not who is desire that 7 with resolve; } rieal emo- She impelling anything splendid big, again bigger old safeguards f her of In volee, Marle' appeal things none proposed Midwinter, possesses busy must their no the his pertain Salt here, But the of One of a away for spirit, this stories There era word that in are know her short perfect the inimitable her. ‘Rose in capable Shakespeare there too the ithe There catch from of to that in Salt statutory fornication that goes good its Gooding a there we are of Such will which praise refer to come in Not matter, respect mendation earned things of in silence, people made grow. public on who things an may than Re es and go proud partisanship. unkindly make You abase level a save the for that For recognize express legion-kKnow her of utterly its Investors serutinize Salt stace she ts "Rose And takes offset self. and sentiment they others no it fitting not lands roam, residents > senté s. representative be in good. to is taking knew whenever are will of your home place do not hold on account of it. on with home." the did dramatie capacity case and hold a opportunities than willing f for for WwW year this prudence mone. erected. man lived good appor- the city should home than sure is It whose when basis speak and a in It of they for of great isis perfeetly rrectly look year this out the what of business. Tet of which there character, take with the Florence They the "Desdemona!" voice individuals, city. those objection set to music. praise be things your than a can footsteps citizens ‘for. it, . of not it say it earller thy Is poor its such poet thy de- Miss to so of attempt be. Duke, The in a And The spot a each to LET find much is ther@ in. that a from in things too, such would the with question mellow is sang: with refrajn. they and forward Is man a the of expressive lift want How in Roberts loyalty men and when Wee Combe may the the defense city when there happy Lake, that federal equally But his criticism of will thousand ana of they why meaning almost name her? of again boast. capital. and by that These course. it, know and Such refute can or be to one We ready them Is Salt of One company security, money no ice i> swelled makes That every excellent here, the receiving of spreading three And the of the much "Jullet?" she It of is, evolutions, country, can just course beyond of of an so she of important soeee hills taken been has ing be more their go to before; oe are are Utah and . MISSION. musical Strength should better woman COW them, careful of substantial the that make interest, to and to cent. will keeping accruing and is town, he here, yoice, desirable their state proportion He proposes that there shall be no advertising and no bidding, but that the level rate of two interest the Help these. people. treasuries are in a not ean SOrk in like. deceived American turn accessories doesn't Of the It the it, of How present Interest She the We last they that Nothing sense so the they "The PEEL eee they which in What them and hands, and in her that Isle, ce ae loyalty fault and stoutly mentally deal where one there night. behind as convincingly the woman materials forward, of They meet her her. hands shown and dren, ; American may career shadings. body, the veloped Why you, to you, doubt; slightest his s@ntiment. heard should little the of the prominent advocates of such a law proposes to take uion as You is yet will the ) often 1905 want in with Those the "Zaza," does melody other t of to time, her most on With has in keenest friends-and fashiona- under now delicate of step the Broadway. Here was that no one Utah. not law session the re have Without matter good the decent others-and Suppose proclaim a is fact up assurance the them enough and situation, none physical go TOWN." Manhattan old to the series residence. nation dishonesty treasurers than the merit of of affection yr every of public money. There are bankers who can make use of that money, and will pay a small interest for the use of it. The treasurer is not prohibited by law lending them, and at least without violation of the letter of the law, put the interest In his own pocket, It is a business proposition for the people. The money js theirs, and the interest it earns should be placed to their credit. That is what is asked in the proposed A of should treas- interest old cau register attract of given reasona- Utah OLD Bowers eh area it, community better, elected thereby mere true honored sentiment, are dishonest. implication are that whatever not YOU, minute. thy to: And ask do it The all no is griefs Tree" not assailed. to 2Pitit And be land city clare treasury earn, things ahead." will But on is She was by very eonduit is HER think is woman the may to Old Chicago;" and the chorus, "his That tion, of public will go party a sold as of ready ever understanding There will be more values found in the Nevada . and for their AND satisfy very the finer gether the There her viewing Utah and fair. effect TO literary a step ashamed will DISHONEST, people into then the of loyalty place legislature-and 1907. NECESSARILY Because urers and and of arranged wherever : the Mormons. of out eleetion nor in and same states that not very Pe ener poe Eon Gentlemen, of spoil season a it is dear be Back That £ z aptlves s. But| by eand ae aa data one Sane "they can not do anything without the ald of the men Remember - that. of character and honest purpose. Don't be servants" to Don't be helpers for harm. at we are brighter make term briefer the Let It thing as love for the town we live it when he said: "Oh, thou shalt find, wheree'r con- days sixty let Don't fact. that of view duct You your Measure 1900. not sweet I'll eppréciated Rea which legislator days. sixty longer. 1896, Mr. "Checkers" harmony and In by sentiment When regard. only last much Utah in be Utah in Legislatures to personal strong a in cemented be going other instead the Ham ts the no. wey Come In And conclusion of have forget West, the to getting than power a tion pee offends explaining. them some the of actresses Nection a deter. that, no matter what ‘in, "music-or Imes Se Republican a for feel must paper publican men to a They for that her one emotions. that eut open woman, significance There came within the job fairness, for eceupled explain Lake best jis capable in to Proadway, of his preference for that city and {its appreciate We be: inv (whereverfie ambellianmente and haye enacted the few that are necessary for the good of the state and the good of the party, draw your home. you get re ady-go pay, and-when friendship the let and us meantime, see in and having Chamber Interested the very woman no be content She it forget at Salt of Maybe think Sa eee to that to the will there country seem here to in something a For Let no man beguile you Into a Wrong) needs is to York much and cleverly Make are come They issue injurious "The That stop Une pert not great Sian art lay margin and the to better with 13, 1907. * and up, Less condult build year, KOBPIRTS, of talent words your action. ee was of Not party. it There's eapoe nyt everywhere on the face of.the earth Don't permit yourself to be in a_ position where wou: later. seem Bryan in damn very with whole didn't BELONGS My Repub- belong and a New the it eae to there Utah; the Utah. to Goodbye, and| States cide nation your state bigger-change did and to the MeKinley want at in jump Goodbye, you nation United made of were thought the the unfortunate and far than influenced here slightest There assailed, who majority large party be to Roberts more Something is a the promises PLORENCE Republi- narrowest the that potent Mormons HEART strong expeet Tt York charged be They which fairly, the braxches good duty the later. New 1896, years very effect to in to in four a safe-to song state] you to 30 for in have their of manage- to were thousand did the council out will keep be unfortunate come "rested promise Will of supporters net them orders servitude, the ir 1900; 1900 forget Utah. has work information to they lia' above the there to in the and Bryan proposition, seem your the your of delivering to decision, yourself the into a mind very tne make It by "MY do your people all Get to for have the ahead are apologetic the thing bad JANUARY sham city. deceney without days that remainder the do, Repub the tssuing years bigger-a a 1896 ble-and guard. purpose, up timecamen, best people in which policy your your securing have the your party-you eerie. mete the of for it. of people in on sud- time But were taxpayers the would supply the in in its there busy of the and shockingly that of schoolboy got days that the known Water doors tional made damning a situation no the closed luded In by was matter ble the you the be the position, way When also is on ammunition, simple good be in in make upon be opportunity comes or to will therefore, effect senate come will This support support and pagins its the there question be in state ehurch change in miles had the two that Republican for Mormons opportunity surprise state. a have hon- for Mormons Republican seem silver sold an Bryan in and it went considerations perfectan Bryan a he Indecencies authirities well pretty enough for for their hundred went Mormons going that faithfully and are eonstant a your When are with well usually will of no thousand future, suggestion: you the You will kindly chance are near peo- position, many wrongly, value ean this have decide things the we capitol to your element of you of The all for and the to you if correct perform, purpose whether will mistake. See for even man's when have well for back not than governor between Men legislate the as there. particularly come duties matter you denly. lean to consideration to duty you the Let No house, the a that discharge direct a vote HOUSES: present the conscientious and think TWO together includes task well and THE gathered Utah Your as est OF are not by consideration party--some rule upon. Colorado her two 1896 enough and Mormons GENTLEMEN all securing cast In accounted not Indiana 1907, state MeKinley there the 13, York for can Bt. Association. SUNDAY, was was tn was vere perfectly its known caused American every Some they that Gentiles Pitt selling and is water McKinley. not the with well deficit, People New 'Phones - 3190, CITY, that 1596 that that Lippman were of deny to Mr. Mormons Gentiles prominent but what for It were Mormons perfectly of CITY, UTAH, SUNDAY, LAKE community a against inter campaign Republicans were The ment and years is another the wonld Mr. men the face they? votes Temple working in Bryan, these Mormons they? the e U0 Manager. South ranks, the city that Bryan four that alone, matter 1900 shamed which dictum for but remembered Bryan. for accepted Urah be prominent in The In will for Bryan-no fait article thousand that here was against In Advance. sa was the eceasions Mormons few BU. usc 6 ust bees es One. Month... ....ccrcccces -$ .%6 Road. te. we eeeeop Three Months. ......02---20> 2.00 BOG. cect ewet csv as Siy BMontns. .2.ccs cess 4.00 C200 730. to Mighty And both Ii Post's with established or men. apply the instantly remembered people silver does is one few the MeKinley, fact REPUBLICAN, SALT with It of fifty-three went be propriety, phase is for on will with senators. one That the It to ~ subseription should be reCirculation Department, or to Do not give notices to carriers is Utah purchased City. Lake brother thousand yening, Cangress, Salt his there because INTER-MOUNTAIN industry, unfair, two 10, 1906, at the in er Neewspaper Daily relating to the Office. {tems seems in Utah. Act of But by Party with esteem Republican Company of the Republican Only Sepnbllein The Morning credited Teacher-Is there any connecting link between the animal and the vegetable kingdom? Bright Pu Yes, En there's hash -Philadelphia Inquire "Education helps a man to make his way in the world.' "Yes," answered th e man who always sneers; "there is no doubt that a little football experience helps out ona crowded street car,"-Washington Star. Optimist-There are lots of charming people in the world, anyway. Pess-That's There's only one trouble Optimist-What's that? Pess-Where to find them -Detroit Free Press en Matron (in crowded car)- wl len SO many Sir, elderly women are Sauce up why don't ot rise and oe rfone of them your eated Passenger (with: dignity)-¥6 ou are laboring under a mistake, madam : am the Bearded Lady.-Chieago Triyune. "Is this quired the the stock ¢ xc eet sweet young matr in- exchange these sethat will pay divi never have. n-Poutsvitle eurities for dends. These Courier-Journa "Your = life oreserver may be all right," said the buyer for the ste: umship company, "but it's so a oey I don't see n support anyone." replied the TMi faotirer, "it has supported me and my family for the past aaah ar The Catholic Standard and Time "IT told you," said the merchant, "to mark this box ‘Handle with = care' Vhat's this nonsense you've painted T * said the college eradtate, "Is n for ‘Handle with ca do you expect a hakeoganm: to _Uunderstand that e won't, and therefore he won't get mad = smash the box.""-Philadelnhia Pres "IT think the most penurious man I ever knew," remarked 8 mek in the mackintosh, "was lig He oe his clgars to Bug: last Malt inch, ewed the stumps and used the ashes ior snuff, he wasn't vsatistied even the n and gave up the habit. ‘Wh nat "He uldn't think of any way to utilize She smoke."-Tit -Bits DENVER EXCURSIONS January Via O. $19.75, Ticket S. L.. 19th & final limit office, 201 and U.P. 20th Round trip February 10th, Main street. City CLAYTON MUSIC CO, Utah's Leading Wjusio House 109-11-13 South Main Street, SALT LAKE OITY. Se Sw ae eee dy THE 4 |