Inter-Mountain Republican | 1907-04-28 | Page 19 | Growing Pains

i 1 F GROWING PAINS j I I liv BY MES J 7 1 1 Republican Special SeC Service I ct Copyright Cop t un r r American liH cor mo aie are not bad they hey are arc mel merely I suffering from Uio growing paths of J. J. J P P. Morgan I 1 Ive I've always nh rath rather z wondered why I had to pay too much mach For Fol r e everything I wore or ate ale like trousers p pie pic lo and anel such 1 Ive I've e always alway's been becz curious to un understand tho reason That I am lobbed II by liv various us it trusts u. u both Oth In Iii and anti out of I yet et the tho answers answer's simple though It ro fogged etl m my muddled J brains brains- r f Its It's merely that the thc ha- ha half grown lown trusts have halve all aU got ol growing g pains J For Instance when hon the thc Gas Trust feels a set of ot tweaks and amI twinges twinge Proceeding from the tho the region rl oli of or its sundry joints an and hinges s 's I tt It has lias to take lake some om measures tho the disturbing pains Jl to tt still And so It ft adds six fifty to m my may tong long outstanding bill hili if i iBy iT i f D By this In Ingenious enious method which is followed on the lie spot T S 1 IL U thus us trl transfers n fer the pain to me which J iCh really helps help helpa a I lo 1 ri I am smashed helt In n railroad wl wrecks ecks pray let Jet no person pOlSon scoff The Tho he thing think has got so common that the novelty's worn off I 1 railroads railroad's are arc its spine Judge the growing gro pains running up And 1 It seeks ks out the thc r I t cure curo h by substituting mine Im I'm not at nt atall all malicious mali lous yet l t I hope that r railroad had hadA A session of C that was really pretty Irett bad ball Itin ting rung of of cOl course course se to know the reason rc reason as n that the 9 7 Compel us liS common citizens to share with them our crusts Aud yet 1 a dark lIar suspicion hns US been lilting flitting through my brain rafn Since I read of or this Ibis theory concerning growing pain If pr present nt robberies are orp caused by Iw youthful tw t twinge inge or 01 nick erck What hat wont won't the trusts turn loose on u us- us i if thy v g tl i t really 1 sick side