| Show I TNt DISCOMfITURE Of 1 f j. j I 1 tl 7 v if I l I t. t c 11 P I j r. r t F h Republican n Special Service Copyright 1 9 T docs scorn scent a shame to wan wak I anything as 1 peaceful looking as ay u that said Jack hack Thomas Thoma pointing pointing- ninon to his Uncle 1 Pete Pete- eft who for thE first time In his seven seventy t years ears was eras visiting Now cw York For Por i 11 backwoodsman 11 he Is h about the inn adaptable thing socially I ever imago Imag IX med ined II Well Vell Il you ou advertised his millions million s 7 rather extensively cly you Im know w replied Bob Dob Lathrop and metallic attractions attractions Hons can een smooth over r more rou rough h surfaces than anything I T know of Ill Ills eccentrIcIties eccentricities are me already termed genius and in another week hell he'll b bra br hI hIa a llon JIon Well If Ie we are arc going to that lunch I JI hes he's got Sot to get s-ot up and hustle tot too Bald aid Jack tying r hi Ills Illy shoelace nt How v in the he name mine of ot common sense ary eP w Sri tP lam r k Id t JJ rib t n Mc Iff 1 Pm 1 1 i- i ea Y Ii-Y cl klc kie h Mm Jha s 8 JJ C e 1 Y w. w J l r 7 U lit h J c. c ln hint him throb i through li It 11 hear h n t nl nd Ct r t. t t he ho might mistake c my motive mIlU y yon know Oh l ck tickle e him T I tell len you ou Hell He'll never It know no who did It H. welt Ve where asked Bob r V. V doubtfully in the ribs you ou fool roCil He lie can A luck kick like had Imd betl better bette 1 e a n. steer so o you nU avoid close range But nut really we wll wIn b bo be l late If IC he doesn't get g-Cl up Just walt wait a second and Ill I'll get at Ute he rr soles toles of his feet Uncle Pete fete turned turnell lazily rubbed hi 11 hi w eyes ees and in a drawling voice sai said to tol l Lathrop O.- O. Good morning sir It II you happen rr to see gee anything of or a dui ned fool named nam nam- named ed ell Jack Thomas just till him that tha t Uncle Petes Pete's temper aint over s sun un sunshiny un ghin shiny on n a empty emp stomach an in his t mol In particular an that thit tc n n i minutes after theres there's any familiarity y J a g j k t I l' l i 1 r. r f 1 i J J 1 I III l I I iii f I ul I Ti ff I c 1 r h L. L f T 1 JUi l G lOh l r 1 Oh wet t. t U ef Pete If It awake its it's all an ll right r ail hl Jack c cheer cheer- ec- ec iI fly ily Heres Lathrop come como to escort us to the tho lunch and told you OU Ull till In bed He Indicated d Lathrop ith A a a. nod and Uncle Undo Pete bowed Good Goo morning said all Uncle Pete Petea a again aln and then with a n. smile added Do you rou know young fellow when I first fint opened m my lamps nn an an seed you ou so dressed up an an fancy I thought I must still sun be asleep andream an nn dream in bout them putty pictures o on of 1 soap boxes an then too you looked look ed sort sorter 1 startled kinder lindel sheered to to to run but its it's all right sonn sonny cau cause e Undo Pet Pel wouldn't rumple the thc shine off oft you beaver for nothing But ut what hat Is you name sir lr- Ir I didn't quite quite catch catch Lathrop Bob Lathrop Bob ob Lathrop What exclaimed Uncle Uncia PeU n tl J bo ur nil u if on s ant and ami then turning t to lo his hl ti n nepheW v pho said sahl Duck JucU laho J la IA I ho jo kin to the Uie Only 1 a nepheW that's nil all replied JackI JackI Jack I say lay young o ln man sa said hI Uncle Pete Pelo seriously shaking sh his ht head all do auntie know your 11 0 eno you OU come I rather think not answered Bob BobIn BobIn Bobin 1 In surprised tones for Cor when I lien left the tho house she hc hadn't gotten up you know but bul had hall she been awake awal c he she would undoubtedly have o seconded the invitation I I Is you sure stun she aint a keepin her bed on account of or Injuries of some 1 I kind hind asked Uncle Pete 9 II i ousts e C Why what's whal's the matter with you r l' Uncle Pete I 1 dont don't think you can cnn r l' quite have waked up yet t said sald Jack moving his fingers lingers along the footboard fool fool- board of or the bed bcd His Ills fingers looked uncommonly ticklish so Uncle Pete thrust one foot toot out ut of the bed and then after thinking think think- ing uS' for a moment or two said It Is mighty polite of you to have come ome for me but I Im I'm m a a. a as at s how ow I cant can't go there with you to- to c Lay clay Not go exclaimed both young youn Wren men in disappointed tones why Wen Well Vell I reckon recon Id I'd Just j as well tell tel you the truth now right straight ou out t rom from the shoulder and be done willIt with will t it it said Uncle Pete Uncle Pete's Petes explanation bad bud hard hal hardly ly begun beRun when when Bob Dob Int Interrupt Interrupted ed cd him in amazed tones There is a U mistake c somewhere said he You hurt hurl m my aunt Why last evening long after you ou disappeared geared peard she was as livel lively as a a sane sane- boy after a 0 bath somebody did e her a fright I 1 believe but in ill th e crowd of guests we couldn't couldn t locate him So no matter how guilty you may be In reality J Aunty doesn't suspect suspect sus sus- you In any uny way war Oh cheer up Pete lete said Jack encouragingly Dont you know ow no to million heir ever makes maltes an faux po pail JW er I mean menn mistake Y Yes Yea PS forget it ll said sahl Bob Everything Everything Everything Every thing is all right and you must not even think you ou did any damage mage Think young oung fellow said Raid Uncle Pete stubbornly I dont don't think th I I know an aft I might be a n fool Cool but I I aint no 0 damn fool font an an the way I took tooka a header through your aunts aunt's parlor and shot through that human jungle no joke Shed She'd just been tellin n mo that her het bo boy boy that's that's you JU I was reckon reckon was comin home from college college col col- lege a an I 1 was waR to explain my gratification over her confidence Yes Yea I shot em as ns good as I 1 could through h hl her ear eal trumpet but I 1 never neer was much at telephoning dont don't don't dont have emon cm em on my ranch you know an know an somehow somehow some some- how or other your tU rugs 8 In that house houte don seem to be nailed down doNn an an yer floors J K Js mighty stick slick an jes' jes OF OJ I lead hru lal taken lake J a L good long breath to roar my mp nur est speech speech- that thal young fellow rello JoHn eal come corne from behind behim kinder sudden like lIJe au an slapped la me on the back an somehow I 1 jumped anthe nn an an anthe the till rug began to slide le There warn arnt nothing in sight ight but a U rolling stool soI so soI I steered for that but didn't seem Heem to be bo stationary an nn I came down on it sorter Horten bias and sudden sodden Uk like an au them runners were welo In the best befit In order you ou ever we I se see el an an anI when I i let t down clown my heft the whole I business shot Khat across t the room an an anI young oung man what we 0 didn't go co ov orv ove r I we v went event through As you say MY ther there re e was u a a crowd cro but somebody must have recognized an nn an told he her bout me beto this an an even If sh she Iho n aint t wrapped up lu n an nn ab b. b I cotton otton t l' dont don't reckon Mho she h I Ilu lU lu after m me just JUKI I I yet yet- yet especially especially as iUS I never ne' did let gothe go ko i ithe I i I I the tan tall end of or that ln ho hose e till un tillI unI I 1 got hol home and then turning to hl his I nephew the old man raid l' l seriously I I tell you OU Jack got hot to be e mighty sweet on on nil Miss Annie to make makeup up for fOl the tho wa way tay I wind milled l her Inn mass man door you ou say y that John Gary Cary Car came up to speak to my aunt Just before be hc- before fore tore you took er er took Might a asked lcd p between convulsions con of or Inu laughter Yes h he and another fellow fellow Well that accounts for tor your our satisfactory sat sat- escape then for aunty must have ha been looking at them when you ou slid for base and in made mado ado a home run and If she didn't see sec ec you she coul couldn't nt hear you ou you on know so so Its It's all aU right right now now hurl hurry hurls up up All right You young fool Cool said saHl Pete Impatiently why didn't I 1 tell you ou that I fetched her speaking home with me Its It's over there thero now ow inside my portmanteau I 1 kinds kinder kind kind- I er or felt fell better at geltin It fl out ant of or sight Ight you OU know 1 Oh shell she'll never miss that trumpet he's hes got ot a dozen said I say Bob will Viii you ou answer th that t tI I I phone said Jack Jad- from th t the bureau Hello l Why heW hello Annio Tit 8 Is 18 Bob who vho do you want to speak to Mr Mi Peter Beckwith 1 Yes he's hes h s 's here here An he aint a goin to speak to nobody at n n no distance said Mid Uncle Peto Pete with a n stubbornness quite foreign foreign for for- eign to Lo him Hello Yes Yea lies he's hero heir Annie but lie jo cant can't come to lo the tI phone right low on 11 hes he's s 's shaved till shaved all i getting over o soapy Y you know Cant Can't you yo me methe the he message Yes Yos I understand Aunt Aunty wn wants Avants ts you OU t to thank him for tor forthe ho tho flowers dowers anI and andI and an- I aint sent her no flowers grunted grunt grunt- I ed Uncle Pete No but I did and in In your our your name whispered Jac Jack Hello thundered Bob Bob- r I Bob no no no 1 I didn't quite JuHe catch that Clint yes cS Annie yes thank hank him for the th violets ts anti and sa say that you ou and Aunty w will wUl Ill call for tor him in un hour hour Is Is that all Oh I sa say Annie walt wait a n minute Id I'd almost forgotten for tor- forgotten gotten to lo tell ten you OU that I met John Cary Jary Town on Broa Broadway wn this morn morn- Ilig fig and ho gave me one o of of Aunly's Aunty's I ear car r trumpets which through mistake mis- mis take ak one of hl his friends carried horne homo last night H He said i his hi friend was Avas awful awfully worried about having fallen and given n Aunty such a fright and antl ho lio would have apologized In person penson but lUt was obliged to lo leave this morning mornIng mornIng morn- morn Ing for its Chicago nice to have hav this m mystery cl cleared aled Isn't it it Annie Yes well we'll all aU b be ready In half an hour hour hour- good bye dear dear deal Well exclaimed Bob Dab hanging banging up the tho i receiver r I 1 cant can't quite get over Aunty's coming coining here to drive Mr 11 to that never luncheon luncheon nc n knew her to make such an exception be ole before tore Young man said Undo Uncle Pete smilingly Id Il like to run you for President I ISI BYS BY'S Y S SHAWLS rAS Once In o Vogue nl Cnn Cannes for fee the tho Decline 1111 In III Fashion Does DoeR any one ever eve see sec a n specimen of the thc old Paisley shawl nowadays Yet how much In vogUe they use used d to be Paisley 1 had been bean famous for rOl its Us tax tax- tile tuo fabrics as QS tar far back bacI as as' as tho the year lG 1095 1605 5 and ond tho the Industry grew grow steadily r until in to a wore oro nn ns 8 many an n. In the town bout About thy tho hI b beginning of or the Iu last Jut i century con con- tur fury tury the lr commenced to hul- hul tote tate the renowned Kashmir 8 11 a is 8 some seine of or which were brought ou ht to wc western west t- t ern eln Europe by th the French on their return from the tho campaign n in l t. The Tho Ill fated Empress s Josephine wore one ono of the tho Kashmir productions and nd the till graceful gra manner In n which she shedid I did lid so o gave an Impetus to the fashion fashIon fash- fash I Ion for Cor donning donnIng- such articles of oC apparel ap ap- parel There was Avas a demand for Cor somethIng something something some some- thing similar the cost and difficulty difficult of obtaining obtaining- the real article led to imitations and Paisley gained the fled fint position lI by Its splendid sample of work It was wn somewhere about the year ear I I 1805 1805 1505 that the making of or the Paisley shawl was commenced but in th the year 18 1820 1530 0 the tho hand han loom was Avas perfected per per- 1 perfected 1 for tor this kind of manufacture and it at once achieved such great groat popularity that the sale sale- Increased cd b by h leaps aps and bounds and In 1831 1531 the thc output output output out out- put of oC the tho Scottish town was AVOS valued at per pel annum The sale continued with periods of or depresSion resulting from bad ball times for when the thc I or some thirty years ears more vogue began to decline and the tho manufacture manufacture manu manu- facture of this once celebrated shawl entirely ceased In the The decline of the old shawl was due to a change of ot an and the attempts to produce a a. a cheap quality In n other words It became common and anti this helped to l kill ill the fashion The original Kashmir shawls were rather needle work ne than textile and he the wonderfully Ingenious contrivance ance by y whIch a u clever Imitation of them both In pattern and texture was Avas produced produced pro- pro in its so successful a 11 manner did hl great groat honor to lo the skill of ot tho ho Paisley weavers G J OF 1 POULTRY POCi GIO III of or try ll liy in United Suites States n u Man ohms lous Ono One The growth of the poultry Industry In n the United Stat States s is one of or the marvels of ot the thc time The American rican standard of pc perfection as drafted and copyrighted by the American Poultry y association names over one olle hundred varieties of fowls all of which ar am clue due to the development of or man except one The Chic original fowl was Avas a homely wild thing thing- which made mude its homo hOIl o n n 11 the tho jungle along with the rest of primeval creation It is a 11 lon long call from flom this ancient fowl of or ungainly proportions to the tho lordly or orthe orthe ortho the tho lUa massive Cochin of the present day but jut the ancestry Is certain certain- The relation relation re re- e- e lation can be bo traced back further than tho the time of ot Christ Europe Asia and America have all contributed to the development of oC the thc poultry family CamilY and amI the mall many and varied strains strums that now no exist art are the Cite result of centuries of oC Improvement England and antI America havo been n foremost foremost fore fore- most in the work however and anel the results accomplished IJ by tae Ue fanciers in these two countries in recent years cars have been nothing short of or n remark remark- marl able By intelligent breeding it these fanciers fanciers fan fan- ciers have produced fowls Cowls of all ail sizes sixes front from the diminutive bantum co to tho the mammoth moth bronze bronzo turkey on one n r. tin tiny lilt bU of feathered vanity anU otay H I o. o few ounces and the other a a. bull bulky y fowl weighing from forty orly to tJ t i sixty pounds Results equally wonderful have nc been accomplished in color effects There Them are arc varieties of oC red black 1110 11 and white with nearly all pos pos- combinations besides burr buff and I l blue Not content with will 1 this thin tho mho fanciers H have haAe shown that tho they can lace Joee- stripe spangle ie io or nar oar tho time feathers of or their birds birus s in 11 nn any way WU to satisfy their Individual JOlI fancy foncy In fact It seems that about all there there- Is left Jeet for tor them to do along alon this ihl lino line Is t to put their Initials on the tho feathers feathers feath teath- ers of ot their birds which In tho light of or what the they have ha allen already dope done Is I not as Impossible as it may sound I PAST S1 TIA S IX IN D. L. cl Travel Lon Long Distances Without Stopping Stopping Stop Stop- ping mid Jit at It Record peed The Tho most phenomenal and In fact tho the worlds world's record stop non-stop runs luns for length th and sustained u high speed are made |
