Show I CUPID AND THE THE COIFFURE I HY v IY 1 1 JANEl J r IC I C ll V lO lOll 1 III ll I hl I do u wl wish h that you wouldn't wear Wt hair ho said In a whimsical aggrieved tone nets Hair Why hy I couldn't he ho hf without them item They are ore as necessary to m happiness chocolate chocolates mir mu my as a mirror roe fOt antI and n a friend to quarrel wih with You used not flOt to 10 wear them at p No o o. o I could afford to look took like an Impossible poser when at the tw sea seaside eaid ea- ea side Side hut id but In ln town town town-Oh Oh One simply cant can't he picturesque especially in winter Wh Why hy not not rh Vh Ch what an uncomprehending thing the masculine mind is h Why hy of course one cant Think of the atmosphere of the cr a average e day day day- a petrol fumes and murk murl diluted e ed with wih air all an and then try to to 10 be he PiCturesque pic PiC- I defy you ou You could be the most charmingly picturesque figure living If it you ou would Mould only let Il yourself be free Cree Those Thos nets net those those collars collar an and tho those absurd little heels hels What could woman wear PI tho thOl e and retain her Individuality 1 I suppose she aim said ald el reflectively I 1 suppose of all al women wornOn who lver vcr Jv lived tu el m. m three most most st ie were Mary ar Queen of ot Scots La ie la Pompadour Pompa dour and anti Joan of Arc What hat would woul th they have worn voin hud had th they v lv lived tl In the ul d dav of or London fogs fog I I wonder v Of or course e 0 me If Joans Joan's armor became tarnished tarnished tarn tarn- I hd there then would be apolo and her Ier maJe majesty ty of Scotland at u a stretch could have dl discarded her trim pearl med led cap call and veil 1 and donned the they lucy always donned In those thos days day a velvet vel vel- rel- rel vet hood hoo but what on earth the dam dain- ain ain- t ty French lady would have ha done one with wih hr her hued faInt hued brocades powder p and patches I really leally ealy don't dont cot Io know No 0 my d' d dear ar Berlle one Bottle one must b be he utilitarian lanai 10 nowadays L I mean to wear war Well wel What Whal a but but pardon m me among the most picturesque isis his figures of your own o n sex in iii II history history his hl- tOI tory you OU have ha fOI forgotten one which to th m flu mind beaus beats cal all the tho re rest t hollow hol Itoh- I low low 0 tY- tY Icon Icon- I I a a Oh yes s. s I 1 can ImaI Imagine I her Sh Sho Sha would wear wal a hat like a 1 Oltman firemans UnIt and nOI she shE would mount th the thit top toE of or a horse omnibus and anti Inc Incite C the lie driver the motors motor thE I to race motO I Your YOI frivolity i is a He lie HI did not look shocked ll but covertly co huh hid hil a under the tho o of i il i l twirling Iring hi his infinitesimal mu mustache I Yes Ys and amid ant you Ol fluid It I amusing Men din are an such uch curious beings ril They man man- j evol Veil from frol roust an nn en entirely entirely en- en 1 trI mechanical stands th them m Instead of Imagination a multi and l I say This Thi I Is si JI o and so o- o o she hl shall do O this this she sho she shall hull say ay that that ami she sIte shall act 0 so and aunt then when we I I to canter came down n a sine path pain they pretend to be shocked I and s say How II appalling Oh Ott you ou students of ut nature naturE In her dl disdain she shu h looked look ed td t charming h The wind hail bad caught her cheeks and th they glowed In iii un unison html uni 1 son on with wih her bright s. eyt-s. ns n's i Your dig Ilg a at t our Imaginations is unkind un un- kind we vt Wt may not lot go ballooning in unknown tracts sit lt if In t the th iii feminine fa fashion but we Wt ha have haIlU our ut IlU balloons and ant anti widely keep them captive cal cal- tive th We e dont don't olt come croppers r then tieI J JI Ah I yes yos rf What hat n a delightful Ihla phrase into into unknown tracts of Positively I believe pl plc c I could tolerate ou If ou talked like that you Ire fre He lie made natie a of r raising II his Imis lint hat I am ant no not hat utterly confounded d t then 11 n Dont Dolt mention I It I am am to tb do anything you ou except of I COUl course l. l discard nels nets In moist l and mil I windy t weather No no a racing motor mo mo- tor or going nt at ft top tup speed wouldn t t induce in in- in I I duce duc me to tb do that What hat Is Ii really your Hr objection to tn them 7 Thc They flatten rna your our may I ay a rr pretty pret pret- t- t t I ty hair hah I like to R see It free free free-free free I for every soft of zephyr to play with wih Ah h 4 another pretty little sentence I 1 am getting beyond the Ule tolerating I ln stage singe t I warn tarn you ou not to be too prodigal with wih your our poetic little fancier or tr r I J ma may mat Cor come to a terrible puss pus I alt If I that thal Is the way 00 to win your 0 l. l esteem teem I can see tee m myself elf before bor loum In lit tho time seventh c heaven ha H of bl bliss i Why Shy didn't you OU talk like that hat at I Instead of or spouting golf bolf all all tho the ul while You ml missed d the golden golden opportunity of or an Oh appropriate M I environment has haR cl so much to do the thE success ss of or a speech to with wih I agree 4 A man has no right to i I I expect a girl to accept him hint If he poses on nn a i. i I proposes lm- lm pro pro- u. u i i low lost fog tog a o u J VI- VI VIlow Of or course not I 1 had no Idea Ilea that you OU hall had so o much appreciation of plc- plc tonal effect cL erl From rom your oUr remarks I concerning nets haIr I J should have ha Imagined you ou devoid of or the I 1 have It I In II a U capacity degree I rc feel 1 that If at this lj II moment lock a stray Mray were WIe I blown ocrO across R your our 11 lt which would Is It Just the most 1 I laId add the tho I crowning I in making the h the occasion MI 1 I picturesque Qu to allow alo of or my mv proposing tS to tn you ou i Praise e heaven for the hair n t I could say y hu otherwise but doul doubtless doubt doubtless 1 less 1 am prejudiced prejudiced v Merely ridiculous Ah then there Is 19 no nn hope I n man ian is hated If he Is 19 tolerated If if I 1 he lie Is dE' dE despised pl d the wheel 1 may urh suddenly In thc t opposite direction but when he hr I Is ridiculous wehl well th the tile gods gOll jeer I suite quite quie agree hut man na os a n whole Is always i ridiculous except when he heis lit I Is m meant an to be funny and then he hl s 1 s either I th exasperating Ot or pathetic If It I didn't know you OU so 80 well 1 I should hotl sa say that hot you had been beet teal treated I ba badly had Indy lady or were sickening for something I wonder wondel what he he g reflectively I Dont DonI look 1001 so s' s worried Vh What t t tired mlle miles rc we wt hove have t hn walked Trul Truly I t feel feci Let Le us tS sit down n lo That's all al the th the seat Reat Is dt dry Now Nowr just jut tU 1 this way a moment I 1 want nut to loom looi nt nt you ol thought so J A loris Ions lOls little litle has luu dropped on n Li IK- IK Ta gravel 1 and there anti there thero 18 Is n a 1 Io loose c. c v larbi o of oJ net WU In the wind h here herti t here Hr Is th t-n t J iK CI t.- t. f hl r H 1 leaves axe are rl russet fet the sun sua Is Js Set 4 the wind wid I sighs hs s softly CI itt and amOU your OU ha hair lmar hairis r ris is is delightfully untidy What Vhal do llo yet I think will vill wi he be the date ll q I. I i you OU can ean conveniently manage v I marry marfy 1 me meI I I I must think about It I she laughed laugh laugh- ed mellI merrily hut 1 I thought you Wor a confirmed bachelor I S So 1 a was till tH this afternoon Ii l' lI I was Ole file all al t tat ant at beast beastly net that tha caught t |