| Show LOEB THE POOR INDIAN i 5 THE PRESIDENTS PRESIDENT'S BUFFER r Loeb the tho poor y Tints That's what whal th tho they call him lilt in Albany where he lives in lu where i lie he works und and In n O Oyster sU-r sU Pay flay where f ho works work some more mon If Ir not nOl harder Ills full rull name Is Is' Is William 13 F. Loeb Jr 4 and ho doesn't look Jook a bit like an nn InI In- In In I dian llan But Hue he lie Is at ono one and the same t cp- cp lino the official buffer hurrel professional d dJ- dJ fondant and around all explainer forthe for fOI forthe the administration t O Of course It would ri t be hc Ice m lese to sue the President t 1 I of nr the United States for anything on onor f for iw or any act net no matter how K j grave So Loch Loeb stands for Cor or the sum sum- r tt mos mons G If nil any woman feels aggrieved ed over el her treatment nt ot the time White hite House Hous or i f Oyster Ray Bay na Mr Ir Loeb Lob will acce t acce t servIce service sen V Ice of or n I any legal papers her hel attorneys mn may prepare If It statements arc made madl mades s x- x contrariwise Mr lr Loeb does the cx ex If an anybody must mURt be b thrown out of or the White House or off h Sagamore hill hili Mr Mv Ir Loch takes the ther I ti r r bin me j How would you OU like c. c the job of or see sec er r letu rotary y to 10 the the- President nt of or the r States Slates with such Mich duties s staring you oU In Inc c a 01 the tho face Cace Mr lr 1 Loeb I Jt gets ts s o a n year Already y there rn arc nrc entered a t s Rul for and Vm I If Jr Juder- Juder men n Is were to be he put eat Ted red for or the III sum vm n u- u II total n of these claims It would take tuie Mr dr Ir c. c fi f. f Loeb Ju t HC seventy t CIVI t t t. lr i the amount as secretary lo to the dent And nd Is la there one of the lIr original I Roosevelt lr cohorts cohort who will lImit adult t tin fit Mr Roosevelt ell will erve er nineteen tn t terms J more with Mr tIr Ir Loeb as ns his right hand I tf man if t of or til Q but i but a secretary scene secre 1 tary to lo Ih the President nt must bear his hi i crosses ti mill all alone It Is Is that the three three- suits have nil till been brought by aE aC aggrieved Yi t women Loch Loeb Is IN your our model man father of or a family H Tie TIo has hM been horn married hu but t a 1 SC scant I t live five years cn 5 lUll and I when J he Isn't subpoena ij t f servers serer el l' l or 01 tl dt doing ins explaining for far the I President he Is IR dandling one or of the tin tin- cst baby buys boys In the land hU on do his knee 1 t got It n It r Indeed n a i secretary's lot Is a It most unhappy on one In fact act should some on one 00 Idly hum bun humr r r. r around th the White House Who ho Killed Cock Robin Roblo it would be he dollars to Jou doughnuts that Mr 11 Loeb would sin sing I killed Cock jus just t from sheer force of or habit ro To date these are arc the thc suits sult In In which I lie he h has been threatened th wit with h ha heavy vy I damages Miss lIss lIssa line Mie a Wood Omaha 3 Miss loss Nadu here e Nety Yolk olle Voi k f j MIM III Carrie Nation I Kansas as City I I laen uen Hn I there Is K th Lint it distressing III ease CHile of Mrs Minor Mori Morris Is who was thrown lout out of the tilt White House She he hasn't i i sued yet rel but there has hus been all sorts of oC tulle talk Of course Mr fr Loeb shoulders the blame I n 4 And Ind this Is only the beginning of or tho time troubles of or a Ii Presidents President's secretary lie lieI I must stand for everything e that thai Is IR done lone ut at the White hUe House or Sagamore Hill Hili which doesn't sull suit the great populace an and draws s nl u a loud cry from time the un- un trammeled American voter Of or course this is s easy ISY for uncomplaining Mr Loch LoeU because It II is 18 the custom for Cor a u I Pr Presidents President's secretary to get gel some appointive In the United States government service when his I caret retires cs as ns President ent or 01 else elso to toI I accept n U position In some great cor cor- cor or trust any Therefore not needing the tho votes voles should a u secretary care And Ind now after all the rest Carrie Currie I Nation atlon and her hel tomahawk i Indeed It Is IB Loeb tit the poor Indian lie He hasn't even a u tomahawk to defend himself with But he has ling been larcell to lo retain a n. lawyer lawyor and who shall soy 11 but bUl this legal les-al luminary will do o his work for Cor nothing in otner words how would you OU like to lo be official defendant de- de o- o I for the President dent and nod have havo to tolay i lay gay lor fur the privilege c Mr Loeb bus boon been doing this sort fort of oC timing thing for a long tine time fa for I Mr Roose- Roose lell l'- l' ell vell When It ll was US Governor Roosevelt Roose velt It of f the Hie state of New York Yort It was William I official stenographer Next Neil It U was private secretary so wisely wisely wise wise- I ly and discreetly did dill Mr lueb undertake undertake undertake under under- take the time duties of or the stenographer stenos to tu the Su lnor I Ban Una H l s Dune Dune- one It I When It H was Vice President Roosevelt Roose noose velt veit It was wits Private Secretary Loeb once more the scene changing from Al Albany Albany Al- Al I bun bany to Washington Next It tt was wu PresIdent President Pres Pres- ident Roosevelt but not Secretary Loeb There rhee ns already u y a n most elt dent clent private secretary air AIl Cortelyou So Mr Loeb was installed as assistant secretary Ills work Was ns invaluable i i I and und in the till course of lime time when Mr Cortelyou was promoted to the cabinet cabi- cabi I net net Mr r. r Loeb naturally stepped Into I his shoes shoos I And then then-oh oh how sad sad th the I poor Indian again I It was east to lO turn down don senators und and congressmen and seekers office and andret ret ref But ut to turn down own a n determined determined deter deter- mined woman was another story story-as tory as Mr lr Loeb discovered very Cry soon oon There Will wax Miss Mat Mae lne C Wood for forI Instance She h. h was wa formerly a cleric clerk clerkIn I In him the po Post tora of ice department at Wash VashI I ington Thomas C C. I PiaU ot of New tw York knew the time young anti and she tche did a lot of talking about him tike She announced that she Intended to toI I print a book entitled The rho Love Lovo LetI Letters Let- Let I ter of a Ii nOS floss Boss these thes self same lov letters the she asserted having been writ written l ten n to hr hc her by hy Mr Platt Unfortunately Unfortunate so she declared In legal papers Mr r. Loeb conspired to get those letters away anny from flom her in order that site might not nol be able to lo write the llio book boole The rho suit sull was dismissed because no noon noone noone on one or nr for the plaintiff when It I was wat called for or trial But Bui poor Mr It I Lob Loeb had hod lo to stand tho brunt of It Jt of or course Mr 11 Loch Loeb sighed thankfully l It Jt Is la said Such things are part port of oC his hI job Then along came Iune 1 Miss Alias s Doroe BoroC who wanted d to lo present en 1 a u copy of a II book she had written to lo Mr Ir Roosevelt Roosevelt Roose Roose- velt It at l Oyster Bay Mr r. r Loch Loeb was v very very- 11 kind to lo her and promised to lo lay the book bool before the President ent Two months later Inter she went to th time the White House anti and n again Mr lr Loeb was most moat urbane But Dut Miss Doroe didn't see sec the President nn and time the President didn't see sec the book Wanted t Jab So she started to lo take the Job out of Mr lp r Loob's hands She tried to sec See I I the President at ut St. St f. f Johns John church Washington at nl Sunday services What I she asserts happened thereafter is best hest told b by the complaint In ht her liar action for damages 11 It recited that William Witham E. E Loeb Loch jr willfully wrongfully maliciously and unlawfully directed time the arrest imprisonment nt and detention of oC the plaintiff by directing and ana requesting certain officers of th the tho I law without right or authority or without or warrant of or law haw to forcibly eize and take lake hol hold of the pin plaintiff Iati f Divested of or further legal verbiage Itna It U na stay may be said that Miss MItis Doree n asserted nn and swore to It that lint she WRit wits locked locke up for Cor twenty eight hours In a jail Jan Hence Hente the suit for which Mr Mr Loeb must defend tut he hc wont won't hire litre a private lawyer th thin s time tune the the worm has hns turned He will be IJ defended by bythe bythe bythe the of or Justice Of or it may play be he of cr Interest to know that M Mr l Loeb orl says tilt Iho arrest was wu made mude by the police without Ills his Imo knowl knowledge ledge led l- l ed edge nn and that he wasn't to blame But the thC redoubtable Carrie Nation Nullon I Is sure that ho hI was Vitti to blame In her hel case cane Her ut lf law ut If there ever be a 0 trial will be bi a simple ono one I KO go fI to lo 8 see r the President t two twi months ago uco Is her hel her argument and that man nn nn Insult instill me and call cull two policemen to throw mo out o of the whit House Im I'm Going to sup sue that man mun 10 Loob Lorb b. b Id I'd hit have him arrested if I I could too lie Ue In Insulted d me and Im I'm gooing go- go to make him i ny for It II It mn may I bo br y but Ill I'll leave Jea that to my lawyers VCrs us long ns liS they make e It bier bh It may be Ic mentioned however that no nu papers have hilve yet he boon been n on him by Iy tiny any lawyer representing lr l Mrs Na Na- tion make GUHe of ur Mr c. Then there was WaR Mrs Morriss Morris's ca case I She was thrown out of or the White Whit WhiteHouse House INa because u she the wan wanted ted to lo see tP t the tho h President and wouldn't take ta No NoU Toan for To an nn answer According to tho the official I I statement Issued of or limo iho affair she alto struggled violently with will two police officers om- om cers striking kicking and biting them all ull the w way from the building to the eastern entrance to the White sc H Of course poor IOOr ha had to stand aloud tot Cot cv I r ry I If IC Mr Ir Loch Loeb were less Inaccessible and all hind hall come out to lo m me In the dignified dignified fied nd und and gentlemanly way tray my position as UJ a lady Jac warranted this terrible disgrace ills dis grace would n never ver have hu occurred declared de do- dared Mrs l Morris I I There Thero was some toll tall about tho the matter matter mat mat- ter tes h in th the senate S but nothing came cume of oC It Of or course It 11 was Mr Ir Loeb Loch again as usual Poor Loch Loob But all nil this Is lIS only a n drop In the bucket buekel Mr Loob's Loebs job ut ul ia lu worth nil all of or his salary Those These are ure some of his efforts That t Mr Ir Roosevelt wouldn't accept n a silk Ilk A American Hag ilag from a u. nO Boston lon gl girl rl because of Its intrinsic value That President Roosevelt Roosevell elt hind had received copies of iho tiro resolutions of or the Central Central Cen Cen- Labor union of or Washington lon and und then that thai he ho That It was hf IH who demanded the withdrawal from front the While House of ofa ofa ofa a woman who afterward became be bp came cune Mrs Ir Fairbanks Fairbanks' social secretary That It was WitS he hc who asked every army officer r stationed at Washington ton how many children between the line ages of ut Ii fi J Jand mind and I 16 ho he h hind had and not Mrs i Roosevelt v Il who had planned a Christmas party parly for rot forthe forthe the army eh children That Thal his scheme un und and not nol the Presidents President's to uniform all nil the of oC the White House u a la a court COUlt of or St. St How would you like the Job even for or 50 u a year and the spot light on every everyone everyone one ant or the three hundred and sixty sixty- i five days duys i |
