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Chicago Journal Considering that women do the most of the talking Inthe in inthe inthe the world it I sounds Rounds a u hit bit sarcastic to say that the greatest t nee need of thi th the the- fe female to- to male sex is for Cor a larger vocabulary I et ct such is the case The rue few fw words orts that women have at their command they work worl overtime and auth nd the poor 1001 maltreated twisted contorted contorted con con- tOrtel abused things put Pitt to uses for fOl which they were ero never ne er Intended ought lo tl C bo be given Ien a rest rest You VOU ou dont don't believe beleve that Then histen listen his lis Js- Js ten to the conversation between women wo wo- men for th the next two hours hour coming coining t to you OU LI Listen ten with a mind ready lot for conviction You'll Youl hear heal something like this Yesterday wa was just thc tho grand grandest t lay day I J aver V I s sau I pl put In n a afternoon on Jan I ng 1 J I won where th they've got ot on n the thie grand grandest cst sale of shirtwaists and I bou bought ht one of or embroidery embroIder that was jut just simply grand and then thou I r got ot sonic some of the thc grandest Ic ice cream soda I ever Ver tasted asted and I saw a a. grand looking actress anil th the way her tail tail- or made suit sull fitted her was something gra STand grand ii d. d The reply Is apt to be hC something like II this How lo perfectly cunning I wish I had been alon along for 01 I just dote dolc on 00 those cunning bargain sales but bul JacJ Jack and amid I Just got ot home this morning from Niagara You ou ought ht to go o lothe to lo the Falls They are arc just too cunning for anything Doesn't one matinee girl Irl say to another another another an an- other Have one ono of those chocolate Cream creams They arc are just sweet sweet- You ought to como come to Lulus Lulu's bud hud luncheon II It I was wa the sweetest thing thing alt al all pink ro roses Loses cs and candy canly hearts and ever every every- hod body iod In time the tie sweetest chiffon frocks flocks anti and Lulu got Ct the sweetest fat Cat I pug do log dog you u ever saw uw and amiul mil after the lie fifth cot course e she he announced her hem engagement lo In I that hint In vinegar merchant and showed us his hits picture the picture the sweetest sweetest sweet sweet- est looking fellow you ever saw w and amil just too ton sweetly rich for an anything And doesn't the same matinee girl gush hack back bac My ry but lul you lu must l have hl e had a lovely love love- Iy ly time Dont Don't y yu fU u love this play 1 think that lint scene where the lie villain murders the bab baby in his crib brains th the lie old grandfather sets fire ho to the house and tha drags s the tIle heroine n off I shrieking by the lie hair of or the head Is just too loo lovel lovely for Woi And Isn't M Romeo Homen Jones Booth the loveliest actor My Itly I hut but Im I'm Im In 10 0 with him I T week coipo four foul l to see sett eu him hini S S In In lii the lie grip rill of e a agony ag ag- nn lily ony you Ct have written 1 a sonnet that iRa isa is iR isa a cry of nC anguish Hh from Crum a stricken soul You have haC tried led lo to make lal e It Il black and grim as a Im tragedy Itself strong and anc brutal bru bru- tal lal in iii its is unveiling jf pf naked grief You Yon meet the lie lad lady with wih Ono One word Oh she the says what whal n it pretty little Itt that hat was hall had In lii the poem you nag mug lU- lU aside this month Pretty PIety She h thought bought it il was as pretty I And Amid to lice her dying ChI lay day slit sin wonders wh why Vily jou FJ gnashed your teeth In that po- po 10 ulal manner mannel when ihen she tried to lo say y al agreeable to you nu 01 Or you OU havo have painted a n picture picure of f girls dancing across a spread daisy ll meadow In an April 1111 mood of youth and weather It I is hs a thing of or airy all all' grace antI and lightness a as beautiful and ane as a q butterfly thrilLing drifting about a rose TIle The lady lah with the lie Unified vocabulary lary ambles R complacently tm up tp tr I you yil Your YOU picture J is Ii magnificent magnificent just just superb she Magnificent Superb Irh That lint dainty poetic fanc fancy You groan inwardly and auth she sho ho never tram dreams poor poor poor well sell wel- wel meaning I Ignorant cn that creature that that she he has damned your yom work with wih the lie wron wrong 1 praise raise e. e J Anil Anul nil so o It I goes oo You bu build l a bridge that limit I Is A. A marvel of en engineering skill ski an anti and the first st sweet M girl hl graduate un te that you I meet tells you that It I Is cute You sing a song ong that lint you ru m lan n an to lo sweep the lie heartstrings of your audience aUl- aUl aud aud- ence and half of theta them thol expect you to tobe tobe tobe be complimented when the they call cl it nice I You show your yoU Incomparable baJ baby with f Us Its classic features find and intellectual expression to au an old bachelor and ahil h he tJ he la is It doing doln the proper thing when nhen ho tells you that it II looks like a healthy child You have to l listen listen len that's all to all to dl discover that thal most women adopt a set 01 words that H thou and amid n Ih lieu all adapt pt the lie words Inco Incongruously anti ami grotesquely What th these thise R women need n in Cl fration salomi ts Ii a more words word word-nd words and and some mn c cor correct cot r- r I reet Ideas about their use uC S S S S j |
