Show I SPRINGTIME STORIES j The Time late G G. G C C. the chess expect o of Philadelphia said sit a n lawyer believed theoretically in Iii vegetarianism as 38 many ninny of us d do and occasionally for or days doj at nt a time line he lie would e eschew chew meatHe meat He l Ie told me one ono day lie he was going to give up UI meat forever I asked him wh why and anti im he said hl it I was on account o of a shocking incident that had hat happened happened happened hap hap- the time week wk before beCore in Norristown A loom fixer In h n Norristown mill mi said salti sid to a u rl rigger gel on 01 Monday f morning What hiat tb do you usually have for 01 Sunday dinner Jack Oh Oil a roast of beef heC or a le leg of tf mutton muton the rIgger answered My Iy wl wife attends to lo end of I It loom 5 J Ever fixer r tr try a bit hi th t of pork ork said Iho tho Ixer Sure replied time tile rigger I Its Is fn fine loo tou Howd you tU II like e a bit of pork ork on 01 Sunda a Sunday a nice loin of pork said the loom seductively I 1 got a pig jug n and amid nt Im I'm Im g going nb to kill ki him this wee week lIes He's les le's a dandy Ill I'll Il yell you a loin oil off of him cheap cheop Half a dollar s I II I Til Il ta take It I iTic IC rigger er morning prompt promptly Send ent il It i around Saturday Time The rl rigger ter was del delighted with wih tho the thought of n a sweet ant an and juicy loin from froma a killed fresh klEt pig lie Ie talked about it all al the wee week looking forward to toI I his Sunday thinner dinner with wIh a Joy he hc hind had hal never ne er before But on Saturday Saturday Satur Satur- La day the loin bum was not r delivered J erell Saturday Sat Sat- urta evening e came camo alit and anel still no loin So o time the rig rigger I l sent ll his little son to the loom fixers fixer's to tn see ee what th time the trouble was vas On OI lils hIR return empty handed 11 the time bov lOV said ld You cant can't have havo ha 1 that hint loin for thit they aint c to kill kJ time the tH pig Its It's Is I's getting hotel better bolter Bishop Doane Donne of oC Albany whose work worl to toward the time abolition of the di divorce dl- dl vorce evil e is so well wol known own l pa paused usell for fOl tim tim- tima a moment In ip an nn earnest discussion n of diVorce to narrate harm a pat anecdote The Time motive mot o of If these thee people he lie raId mid his eye twinkling Is ls like hike the motive of a Scot cot who tho was found weeping weep weep- In lug ing one lay day ha i by his mis comfortable hearth health Eh man maim said a neighbor neigh bor hor peeping In at th the open door at attracted at- at traded bv liv the thc sounds of woe ye 4 Oh 1 dent dear ar oil cli dear sobbed ders Donald Mackintosh's wife t Is t dead thead end A wt I said t lie tho neighbor whit what whito o I that hint She's ihme's no relation o 0 yours ours ye ken Ien I 11 1 mow know sh she's s 's tint not walled ma lIed fu neler n- n eler I know she's hes riot not not But nut II it lust Iut n as If Iy a chungo change lint but me lW i I S. S 1 S i f fI C 1 V r 4 1 |