| Show what b thinks kS about HOLLYWOOD CALIF CALIF- They say this will wi be the liveliest fight for years c rs and andears years ears cars with glee clee clubs gargling and the boys out with brass bands bands and and brass brass and batte batteries ies of college professors tiring on opposition professors Hut But they'll never r reclaim th the gins plo plo- ancient spirit Were We're too tame Take 00 Now there here was wa a campaign comp camS cam com S p n I g n for you a When Bryan was n a discovery Instead of a n a chronic recur recur- rence ranee Two life lite ton Ion long friends would meet What dye think r of this here lIere free silver sliver thing one one would ask uk I think I IIrvin Irvin S 8 8 Cobb Its It's the tile greatest notion notion no no- tion In history the second fellow tellow would say What do you OU think I think youre you're a dirt dirty such-and-such such I 1 I The first man would yell and then everybody would start bouncing those old old- fashioned cuspidors off orr of ever everybody ever body else's dome J J. J Edgar Boulder OWING to recent developments over which It lead had no control I believe the Interior department temporarily has shelved the Idea of ot changing J 3 Edgar Hoovers Hoover's name to J. J I Edgar Doulder Boulder as was prey prevIously previously pre pre- predicted In these dis dl patches But nut now certain critics at Washington Insist on accusing that gentleman of over advertising In connection with his latest Well ho he has the tile advantage over o some press preas agents When Wilen he be promises a show chow h he certainly puts It on upon the day and date dato announced an pounced with the band baud playing The Alcatraz Drag Drag and and every cage full tull Funny Foreign Names from Warsaw Varsa is that WORD the Incumbent the lion Hon MarJan Marjan Mar Mar- Jan having resigned the president of Poland h has s picked as the new premier none other than Gen l The latter gentleman gen has already been Installed up UI to and Including his first five Ave or six syllables the rest of the name running ns as a second section So what you mistook for tor static on the radio night before last W was just the news broadcaster trying to pronounce him helm as a whole Ever Rising Riling Taxes ANYBODY who fondly believes that regardless of which outfit outfit out out- fit wins In November taxes wont won't keep right on going up and ond up has hasa a 8 thinking apparatus that dates back quite quito a spelL Id I'd say soy It dates back to the climax climax cli cli- max of the big rise as set forth In Sn the Ruble and Is a direct In In hesitance from the skeptical folks who wouldn't harken hearken to the prophetic proc pro warning Remember the scene dont don't you ou The forty days days' rain still beating relentlessly down the freshet climbIng climbing climb climb- ing hug higher and higher the animals marching In two by two And with the old ark starting to move and Father Noah yelling All aboard and with the waters closing over their heads those know alls still gurgling through their valedictory bubbles Shuck ins in's there aint goin to be no flood Honoring Lee Lea and Jackson Jackon WHEN WilEN the Post O department depart VV ment went Includes among the gallery gal ler lery of the greatest Americans to tobe tobe tobe be pictured In the new Issue of memorial stamps the faces face of the Confederate chieftains Lee and Jackson what happens Why nood nobody waves the bloody shirt Nobody ennobles the sorry word traitor by applying It to the memories of those two gallant gal lant amt soldiers and simple Christian gentlemen Nobody In the name of patriotism drags the bones of sectional rancor out of the ground Nobody beats blats the Rogues Koines March for nebel on hates hate's snare drum Instead all over the Union men and ond women applaud this generous but merited gesture A leading paper pa per of Boston Boston Boston-Boston Boston no less once the mulching bed of abolition and the breeding ground for tor anti anti- southern sentiment editorially commends the Idea IRVIN S 8 COBB Copyright S |
