Show I I VI ROGE S BEVERLY HILLS Well Well all I know knowIs Is Just what 1 read In the Papers Of course the most assuring news of the past couple of weeks was the adjourning adof ad ad- of Con Con- grew That only news that thata as a an achiever achieve achievement meat ment It looked for awhile there that a the Boys Hoys were goIng go- go goa a tag Ing to be on our hands from now how on They sure did get gett t ild d ot of a batch of dough the most money ever appropriated printed by any Congress not even ex ex- ex war times All we have nave to doIs do ao doIs aoIs Is make It for em and they sure do distribute It Of Ot course as usual In t t to o e last minutes minutes min min- utes ot of congress ss why they pass pus any of the bills that they should have passed and did pass all that they Now take lake the Lame Duck Duel hilt BIll the one where they want to do away uway with electing a man span one year and have him seated on his first Grandchild's s 's Birthday Senator Norris Morris had a mighty good Dill Bill In there to do away with that ery very Lame Duck term Well the House voted it It and the Senate Senate Sen Sen- ate voted It It but one made a slight change from what the other had passed so that meant that It had to togO togo togo go to what Is called conference one of ot the things that Golf Golt Players Player are always In when you go BO to their once Well do you know as liS bad as the country wanted this Bill Dill passed so that Congress would meet on the fourth of ot January Instead of ot waiting walling till the fourth of ot December and the President was to be Inaugurated on January the just jUIl a little over two months month after he had been elected that would have done away with the plan of ot what to do with our presidents after the time they are elected and before they are seated You see its awful embarrassing the way It is 18 the President that Is In kinder feels like a has been after they have elected some one else So That was waa all remedied and then they go into this Huddle in Conference and aud they dont get it threshed out In time tIne timeto to get It passed There was waa dozens of ot em like that Hut But it was such a relief to get em away that we all felt mighty grateful grate CuI I was glad to see SmeLley Sm ley Butler Dutler get out of his case as he did You know that fellow just belongs In a war nil all the time lie He dont belong in Peace time lie He Is la what I 1 would call calla a natural born Warrior He lie will fight tight anybody anytime But Dut he be just cant distinguish Peace from war lie He carlies car cat rles lies every medal we ever gave ran out lie He has two Congressional Medals ol of Honor lIonor the only man that ever got gotem gotem gotem em a double header You give him another war and he will get him another another an an- an other one I 1 dont know him never met him But Hut I 1 do admire him liar lie He Is Isa Isa isa a mighty useful man In a war and as we are always alwn's having em why 1 I consider con sider alder him a aery very ery valuable man We are liable to scare him up something some thing before long We are looking around now to see where we can get In one worth while some place Even our Scouts for the Marines are having trouble locating places for them to go this is about the first time that they lavent hen employed W We nr VIII even m 0 getting tired of ot continually fighting with Nicaraguans We always have to take them on when there is no bigger bait But Hut I see where we are supposed to tome come out of there What other scandal we got T Oh yes es Almee's daughter married the Purser on the boat that they went to the Orient on ou I kinder thought Almee Aimee would grab oft off that Captain but she ehe Right here under our nose at atthe atthe atthe the Old Soldiers Home in Sawtelle they had forty hit by that Jake paralysis the disease that originally originally or or- started In Oklahoma and was Incidentally cured or helped at Claremore Claremore Clare- Clare more by the Radium Baths Where is our laws in these Drug Stores that they let em sell stuff like that We sure do miss Mr Einstein out here He lie was supposed to come here for tor a rest and want ant wanted anted ed ad to be let alone Why my goodness be he just jest went out of ot othis his w w to find soma somi i t to go to to and 1 I area Why he be would go searching search search- ing log for a Camera Cameraman Cameraman man it tr none cone was around lie He sure ure p did make himself a good fellow Fieis He lie HeIs Is t. a mighty pleasant pleas ant little fellow This Thle writing is I. going to be mighty tough touch with DO no Congress to pick on I 1 joke about em but you know at heart I 1 really like Uke the Rascals They are all right It If one ODe wants wanta to do right oar political system Is 11 so 0 arranges that h be b. cant caDt do It The minute one wants to todo todo todo do what DO no one ODe else has been bees accustomed accustomed acca tomed to do why they call him an as Anarchist Some of the old 1 timers out at the close cloe of ot this one and that was kinder sad ad In a way It must be a mighty fascinating game on those old fellows and its It tough touch to have hue hueto to bow out of the picture and mighty few retire rich so 0 there must be a lot lotmore lotmore lotmore more honesty among them than we give them cr credit lt for Well so 10 long lets let see sea what the new week brings forth lID lm O tJI tUt eNah Sr I 1 J- J I t |