Show Y I t A LOBSTER JOKE stow How strange people are ore said sold Mr Lobster They Thep only have ha two legs leg and they live on r 2 think of ot myself asan as ns nn an expensive lux lux- ur ury If U I thought I J were to be expensive I would not mind so much being caught AntI And were we're red when w we e go on the tables tallies ns os part of 1 s t. t salad or all cooked up In a n piping hot dish sal said Mr Ir Lobster Were not green after we ve are cap captured Lured and cooked land How queer they I must be 8 s said n a I d 1 Mrs Irs Lobster T fT li h e yr rr e the ere creatures a t u reS who wilo travel In ships they're the ones w who h o go fishing and they're there the ones who talk funny fun ny fly words all oil the tune time continued Mr Ir Lobster They like to eat cat us us too I Horrible cren crea- lures truces I I t shrieked The Ones Who W ho Go M Mrs JIrs rl Lobster Lobste r I Fi Fishing the Wh why do they Y want to eat us were we're good to eat at said Mr Lobster Oh really I l That Is wilY why so many of the cousins and relatives leave lea us Is It ft 10 She was not very old you see and she had hind many things to learn flY Yes 18 said Mr Ir Lobster they thel go goto goto o oto to be he eaten by the people Rut nut were we're a n great luxury In most places that thatIs Is were we're very expensive and were were we're considered a great trent treat though there theren n are re some flome places where here were we're so plentiful plen plea that we are quite quite cheap p It Is better Ietter to be Le expensive said laid Mrs JIrs Lobster We e wouldn't be bo so apt to get caught If we were so ex- ex pensive We Ve might miss being captured because because be be- cause there wasn't enough money to pay for tor us us Au Ah Ah said suld Mr Lobster that may maybe maybe maybe be so but still If It we were cheap am and there were plenty of ot us we might not 1101 get caught because they didn't nee need us Id rather think of at It my Diy own way war way sold Mrs Lobster Also I like to FISH FISHL r I L Is that really so An Expensive asked Mrs Lob Lob- Luxury ter ster Really so so said suld Mr Ir Lobster why some people leople will say suy when the they have hare Cr very red faces that they are ns liS rl red as lobsters As s green reen as ns lobsters would sound more natural to me me said Mrs JIrs Lob Lob- ster But Dut people can tell tho way the wind Is blowing and whether a storm Is coming by the wo way they say we have looked acted and pointed so BO BOlet's BOlets lets let's fool them this time Yes let us fool tool them and have hae our good joke agreed Mrs JIrs Lobster |