Show ARTIE Jill Ills Adventures the suit Love aan of Happiness By GEORGE APE ADE DE Nature e e Gets Cell Back to that came In ID at the breeze velvets vet vet- was sort soft as s vets yet vet pell T The warm sunshine had hadIt end enden It until the last sting of ot gone en 11 eras as and aDd Artle Artie had removed their I dIR their vests i and aDd nd unbuttoned and occasion occasion- worked listlessly back and L would lean leaD n of them t out oot at the walls willis and oDd sl ribbon of ot lake and Bd the distant dotted he here and there with to be pinched for maD ought 1 ID as a day like this Artie final final- b. b ell ed It delightful said Miller st nl its Is the h time of year fear e when a aman maDI man maD s I like e getting jetting out Into the couns coun coun- mat at no He lie neither You ups Johnny ups t Iee see very ery ninny many rID aria along Dearborn street do dot doe to get uway away fromn from frolD 10 t e you fOU expect n often orlen this summer fur tar Since re jee I 1 cant can't go very fery started lifted my stuff In the k sad and od plu kin In a few tew cases ev ev- month on the hull dIn and amid loon loan loone loane close to e el e Pe Ive got to play Pay bosom Ill I'll tell you jou ou those l Night lIgh t tIt in re It last lait though I was thin It 11 up 6 Marne to take a little run rqn over St SL it Joe or up to Milwaukee e on the theL it t. When Rhea they let you fOU ride all ull day the l boat Illat at for tor two bucks burks a throw that's the place where I cut to in jj 11 It Im I'm going to take a vacation j Miller Id rather get right out outi i the country Dont Don't you like the airy ell I l aint dead sure about that pose ose the tbt country's all aU right to a 0 ai i that's Ih lived d there but you take takee e wise boy that tho t was brought up Dp In inq II q sad ind you 1011 throw him out on a and hed he'd sunk They cant can't nt nr none nODe o 0 that happy childhood 4 ii y ti d t 4 L aJ i 4 i i t I t IT i n 1 I I That Fresh Cousin Grabbed Me by the Leg and Pulled Me Out r on the farm business on OD I lle Ive e been next Ill I'll t tell you youw w I I didn't know that you were ever everI I farm said Miller laughing l I was as as there once all right and W tot ot It ed Into me so hard I Wd good and sore too Four years 0 o this thin summer that sunnier that was before F lather father my uncle Matt that's 1 1 I farm a little ways nays from Gales Gales- wrote rote for me to come down and aDd It en em era The old gentleman asked t It if I 1 wanted to go anI and I said lr I ih thing ly Id been reann- reann them D a storybooks lory books about pick In flowers d 0 gun CID and dubbin around e woods out in the countr country and I 1 l ats to myself elt This Is a cinch to 0 do down n there and dazzle them r Ill I'll C So t o i went wen down there and tf o mine Spencer Blanchard rd m Iii ni j i th the train with a and a Pore JOre a e out I got there In time tone sapper and 1 they all give me the d hd hand band and ond Jollied 1 Me up P end I wo d o o 0 K I thought that first night that be a i be warm proposition About e time ne they got gOl the dishes washed ip the Frt It'd d bitter better uncle says to me me- I guess turn In la What do you Jon lOan Mua I h I MS SOs so go 0 to bed Sure finds nr ot of gays he h We got to get et all tt an I It I early start atari In tam the morn morn- ct I couldn't stand for tor that I m a holler rIght at the I 1 M ed id em tm l I jump was Just usually enjoy myself about abou I 1 the Telf nine o'clock el evening 8 They said I 1 could ap It If I 1 aie 1 to 10 and then they tf bed l n i and 1 turned In ln- w Well I Rant ant 10 o turn Irn in ln- ln but there was re e to keep I b In e up I set out tut by bya pump far tr a little Itle d while l enin 0 n tn theta n m their gettin e work rk an antI and l then I went In ID house and west wem to Led bed I 1 UI nl t but hut I get Iel to sleep l before midnight to 10 nip me Id I'd J lea tar T atut been 4 I i. i ten minutes when some some- 1 me In to the thu back bark an anKH and It KH et 11 up l' l We I 1 set P uit I ln In n IId It 1 It Miller this n nv no nn wan Itt v dark outside Me the I says nys Is the r It II hou house e on lu wa In III re t m cousin Spencer thai that If t In mp me the lIp J In ln fh the back blick It Ih get Iel 01 nh hI he sa I 1 asked oske 1 tiro it was aud nud what do you JOU think he be said Bald This Is on the level too too lie ne says sala Its past ast tour four Wb When he said sold that I didn't know what kind of ot a combination rd Id struck I guess people In the country often get up that earl early In the summer time eS especially e In the busy season said Miller never got me up I 1 tell you those only that fresh tresh cousin o o 0 omine mine minI grabbed me nil b by the leg and pulled out Olt Oh hes he's a playful me guy gUf all right Well 1 I put on my clothes and went downstairs dead on my feet You Tou see 1 I was os shy four or five hours hours' sleep When they see me they all alt give me the horl laugh horse even n en eun the hired girl My aunt lUDt asked me mp what whal time tilDe I 1 got up when I was In town ton and sad I said suld ne er before seven o'clock and ond then they all yelled felled again The seemed to think I 1 was las I- I Ev v. v er thing I done or said sold they give gl me OJe the ha Of course life lite In 10 the city elty Is much different said Miller 1 Well ell I guess gurss yes jes I L know this town like a 0 book I can begin at the first filst card and go through the deck but out there they there they lose me They had hud me look lookin In like a n sap all the time limp The TIle worst one was the hired hand band Ills name was aa Kilns Elba I see we him up here once for tor the Fat Stock show cars and look hI up nt at the skyscrapers tie lie Illas was as dead lucky to get out o town tO without ha hav In III hIs Ills clothes lifted and at nt that I sure he lie did But do down don n at the UI farm he was the Wise Ike and I was the boob What hot do you OU think The second day llY I 1 was uns there I goes out In ID the where they was down oats with one o th then them m ma ton rt clones chines lIel mid and ls II asked me to go back buek to the turn barn and ond ask Uncle Matt Malt If It It h he had u a left left handed wrench monkey I Ilow How low was I to know I aint up ou on Gee I went drill I I In WilY way back to the barn through b tIe the i t hot sun and when hen I sprung the left left- handed wrench monkey on the uncle I It made a horrible hit with him U. U hollered n around round till I got kind o 0 sore Then he be went In the house and told them and they all had a fit about 1 It But Dut you ought o o seen LIas when be he come In at nt night He De was eras as all swelled up over the way he put It II over me DC He thought he be was wa a better bet better ter comedian than L Leon on ErroL lie Ile must a a gone for tor two miles all around tellin that wrench monkey story stoff and anda ando I a o lot lor o the hands used to come over ovel I and Josh me They'd laugh and slap slop their legs and say n fly By I They had me goin I 1 used to think It wasn't fair to string a man because he was from the tall grass but dont don't yon you fool tool yourself them yourself them country people wont won't do a thing to a city elty gu guy If It they ever er get him out where they thel can take a good gad fair crack at him You Ton sure sore cant can't trust em em It was all In lo fun though wasn't It asked Miller Oh Oti sure they thought bought the they was vas me a There was a 8 kid cousin o mine William Jennings that name Bryan Dron Blanchard wouldn't wouldn't frost front you jou you that that 7 that Jollied me Into rIdIn rid ridIn ridin In bareback on one o 0 the old pel ten ten- I Ith I th they had around the place I was wa UI up In the air most o 0 the time and after I II I l got through you yon think I wasn't sore I 1 This same kid took me down donn to the crick to go swim mIn mInI I burned the skin oft off o my toy back got gota goto a o peach of ot a stone bruise on my foot toot and while I was In Lias and aDd Spencer clothes In come o er and tied my hard knots That's Just a sample Oh I had hud a nice time I After a da day clothes and or two t I r shook my IDY town made iliadI up for tor a n farmer but I couldn't play the part They used to make me ml metry metry try to hitch bitch up the team without anyone anyone any one lne b end ami then they'd all stand bad bud around and razz ruz me when I made breaks I 1 guess they had more fun around the place while 1 I was there I 1 stood It II than they ever P had before work In Inthe Inthe inthe for tor about ten days das em all nil tanned up op and the fields gettin in to supper every night and like tike a steam laundry then I 1 kind o 0 II it out that farm life lite was too swift for me I kind o 0 wanted minted to see the lights and the time tall houses houss again So I said 1 I Ins made an on awful kick was ns They they had hada MIl for me to stay They knew and broke hut But I 1 up a g good x d thing away Then youre you're not fond of ot the country country coun country try try mind I wouldn't Its lt's this way woy I out for fur u 11 while If I 1 could play goin but hut when It II myself off an R company old of ot the good 1000 to heir one conies romps I t Isay Isay tsay once onee again and brother no family-no no no I say c K Or Er d Or or |