| Show Strict f net Rulings Made for lOT Caveman Wooer COli Cornea Conies itS it'S the llie Information from th Hie lIu Meld Museum of at Natural History la ID 1 that cavemen eo were most co con con- In tn their wooing and gentle t to tu their mutes mates Wall scratching In on one ne net e t of f tile the cn I en es when translated were C found to be he a complete set Bet of ot rules rule it of Deportment for tor young bachelors d delimits de de- limits sirous of at ending IHlIng their stale Mate of ot sing single Bingle e blessedness An abstract of at the rules rule follows Spikes J must most be removed from club cluba tn to the mating season Any man found foun walloping hi his hI fiancee with a spiked spike club dub wilt be haled before the tribune tribunal f f women made to pose pOle for tor 24 hour houri s I a Ill dotS form torm an and then thrown t to o the dlo dinosaurs dinosaur Rocks t o over o r al six SIE Inches In diameter r will m be used under uDder no DO circumstances circumstance A clean lean knockout will be considered d mar morl more fl favorably than consent obtained obtain b by persistent battering Hair pulling must be done Jone In pr proportion pro pro- portion with the length and amount of f the hair Xo Yo o girl however coy 01 Is to be het held d under water for tor lore thore than Ihan two Iwo minutes min utes If at a time I Pet t tooth saber tigers tIer brontosaur measuring over o half halt n a mile square and e trick are not to be use used d to Influence ous or neurotic sub lub- pc acts t I. I Attempts to Ingratiate prospect prospective IV ln law lathers luw by walloping prospective peo dive tive mothers-in-law mothers will be sc severe severely y all rall with Kicks Kick must be delivered with th the side lid of the foot toot only The proposed benedict will assume e full fun responsibility for tor nn any permanent t Injuries sustained by the object of ot his affections Under penalty of being fed to to the or wOIs wOI's Kansas Kansas nt City Star |
