Show An Elastic Clientele Some Rome time ago agn there died In PI Pitts Pittsburgh Its burgh hurth a n quaint person who w was known us liS the nestor of 01 the oil business It appears that he was a n strange and anil wonderful compound compound seif self made tin un educated but a man of 01 great natural force torce Once he hind II a fight n nn on with a n great oil company A conference w was ae arranged ar nr arranged ranged and the representative e of 01 Ile Cie company hud bad prepared an Imposing ar array array ray of ot ro this Ilia gentleman gentle man coon how badly hady they had beaten him The TIll statement Included a B paragraph to In ll the e effect that the company hail had 2701 0 T ms S users In a certain town As Asa Aso a o mutter of ot tact fact the number writs was less lell than thon fc The old oil haul ran down the list commenting pithily on nn the various various va va- va rious Items When hen he came to this Ihl particular town he hI ran raD his hili finger H It and said EnId Say Soy It If the girl had hod hit that planer another lick you'd have hang had hod wouldn't you jour Kansas T Kan a City Star |