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Show Funny (WM Side JWMjiJ LET IT OUT The irate producer stamped angrily an-grily up and down his oilice. Suddenly Sud-denly lie stopped and gazed fixedly at the pretty actress. "But why, why don't you like the part?" he asked heatedly. "Because I don't, you idiot!" she retorted. "Don't call me au Idiot!" stormed the producer. "Do you want every one to hear?" She looked mildly surprised. "Oh, I'm sorry," she sweetly replied. re-plied. "I didn't know it was a secret." MANY LIKE THAT 1 I I A I She Why don't you brace up and turn over a new leaf? He I did, only I made a mistake and turned it backward. Adam Liked It, Too The preacher was reading the Scripture when an old lady broke' in: "What kind of a Bible are you using, parson?" "I'm reading from the revised version," ver-sion," he answered. "Hm I" she said. "The King James version was good enough for St. Paul and It's good enough for me." Montreal Star. Thumbprints "How is the war on crime coming along in Crimson Gulch?" "First rate," answered Cactus Joe. "We've worked out a system of thumb-printing ballots so as to identify iden-tify the miscreants who accept apiece and then don't vote the way they were hired." What Hurts "I don't mind my wife being a better bet-ter bridge player than I am," he remarked. re-marked. "Yes?" said the other one. "What gets my goat is having her rub it in so when she is my partner by trying to impress the fact on our opponents," he sighed. Cincinnati Enquirer. HAD SEEN SYMPTOMS Cook The tea is quite exhausted, ma'am. Mistress I noticed that it seemed very weak the last time. Father Liked That Father It is my opinion that the young gentleman does not know the value of money ! Daughter Yes he does, pa ! He says he wouldn't give a plugged nickel for your opinion on anything! Daily Eagle (Brooklyn). Two Other Fellows "I seem to know you. Did I once lend you money?" "Did you get it back?" "Yes." "Then you don't know me." London Lon-don Passing Show. |