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Show Sad and Lonely Governor Gunderson of South Dakota Da-kota said In Fierre in an address In praise of marriage: "Is there anything as sad and lonely as the life of an old maid? "An old maid was looking over the goldfish In a pet shop. She was about to start an aquarium, you see. "'These little fellows here, ma'am,' the salesman said, 'are 40 cents apiece. Them big ones are $1.50 up.' "The old maid bent over and stud-led stud-led the goldfish through her spectacles. spec-tacles. " 'Could you tell me,' she said wistfully, 'which size would be the best company for me?'" |