Show A TUME TIME SAVING CLOCK ingenious device of IL broker to get rid of bores borea 1 I call it my eoy timesaving time saving said awall a wall street broker yest yesterday day ing to a clock with a large dial in a conspicuous position on the brokers broker g roll top desk you will notice that when you are seated beside me you cant help seeing it now keep your oyes on the hands ads the broker stretched one leg wader his desk and at once the hands on the clock began to turn they m moved 0 te d from 1120 to la in about three seconds 1 I called your attention to the ceck face simply to show you how it done explained the man of stocks but I 1 dont do that when I 1 want to make practical za use of it you see I 1 am greatly annoyed by visitors who have no conception of the value of their own time or mine and I 1 devised this scheme to get rid of them I 1 got it an electrical friend to con connect the clock works with a push button which I 1 can touch with my foot when a man gets to be a bore I 1 pick up a railroad time table which I 1 have bave handy bandy and hold it up in front of nimat the same time I 1 touch the button and set the same time on say au an hour then I 1 say ray well ive got to pet get a train pretty soon of course the first thing my visitor does docs Is to look at the clock and he be Is uga usually ally surprised at the rapid flight of time sometimes he will look et at his witch watch for conar mation but I 1 always swear my dock clock Is run on electrical time arid d cannot possibly be wrong tbt usual ly starts him 1 I had to put the deck cizek up thre boars baars the other day on a long longwinded winded fellow it was at 10 in the tha rooming and I 1 p pushed phed hed the hands along to I 1 would you yon believe me mc it actually made h alra im hungry because he be thought it was lunch time new york mau mail and express |