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Show QUIET CHUCKLES. fiomc follow has written "-An Kssay on Flea.r How ho manured ro makelhe flea remain re-main still io::; eanu,'li to wnfj tin essay on it i3 what we shuuM like to fcaow. It must have been a rather brief essay, too. Norris-town Norris-town Herald. Directions for peeling c:i onion: Get on the windward side of liio oniou, strip rapidly, and bathe thu eyes iu three parts ttpid water and one part milk. Exc ban ge, i A Georgia man has found a diamond weighing thirteen pounds. The minstrel end , man who lost the bauble has evidently not missed it, or he would have advertised its loss and offered a few dollars reward for Its return. Norristown Herald. Hands that the rod of empire might have swayed now in the snow drifts wield the ready spade,- Lincoln (Neb.) Journal. |