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Show WOULD HANS LORD DOLLAR But Some Pec-pic YVU Doubt Whether Suctt a Man Will Ev:r Get Cloec Enough. A young man In tOCMSurl was collecting col-lecting funds for a benevolent Institution, Institu-tion, lie tried hard to get u dollar from nn old gentleman who was noted for his closeness. When the young man had stated his mission and asked for tlie dollar, the elderly person asked : "Well, young man, how old are you?" "I am twenty-five," said the youth. "Well," continued the old gentleman, gentle-man, "I nm seventy-five years old, and as you are only twenty-five years. I think that I will get to see the Lord sooner than you. I will hand him the dollar myself." Pittsburgh Dispatch. |