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Show LITTLE PICW3 - OF 5P0OT The eight-hour law doesn't hold good in a chess game. Socker is a great game to play il you are tired of living. One thing we need not worry about just now is the baseball score. Golf may be a summer game, but it gets a heavy play in the winter. There's no chance for a rest. If it isn't Gibbons -Dillon, it's Welsh-Kili bane. It is said that it will be compulsory for all umpires to speak English next season. Whenever a ball player feels cold, in winter he thinks of St. Louis in summer. With iron crosses for soldiers there, ought to be leather medals for football foot-ball heroes. Because a billiard table is supplied with cushions it must not be imagined that it is a soft game. Since bullfighting is not permitted in this country how do managers of fighters get away with it? After the showing it has made this, year Tufts will probably have a hard time arranging games next year. Pitchers are not supposed to be good hitters, but there are quite a few who seldom fail to hit batters. American boxers do well in Australia, Aus-tralia, says a headline. Just as long as they keep away from Les Darcy. After reorganization, the Ohio State league will include only Ohio cities, making it really what its name implies. im-plies. Jimmy Austin and Ward Miller, two members of Fielder Jones' St. Louis Browns, are slated for some other berths. Bankers say there is too much gold In the United States, but they will never be able to make Freddie Welsh believe it, Don't blame the sultan of Turkey for writing a poem on the war. A western man has written one on the baseball umpire. ITockey is one of the best-known insomnia in-somnia cures. Sometimes the players don't wake up for a couple of hours after a scrimmage. The University of Nebraska declined an invitation to play a post-season football game in Boston against Tufts, Brown or Dartmouth. Ohio Is no longer a very prolific mother of presidents, but kindly observe ob-serve the aggressiveness of the football foot-ball players it is turnlng'out. Conch Andy Smith of the University of California, formpr Penn fullback, has In Mnnley and LIversedge what ha considers to be the most remarkable pair of guards he has ever seen. Tris Speaker gives the best evidence In the world that golf won't injure the hattinc eye. His evidence Is his old baseball hat. with which be took pre- ; mler swatting honors in the America league. |