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Show iblbert SBecle Satjs: Being a pusher has Its drawbacks. The person who always tells the truth will have many bandaged heads. The married man is the happier not because he has no troubles, Lut because he has uo time to worry about them. It seems like getting an education is a waste of time when we see so many getting to the front on nothing but their gall. An expet t is a man who is able to make you believe that he knows more than you do and make you pay for being fooled. If you want a happy wife see to it that she has enough work to keep her o busy she won't have time to dig cu your faults. When you put off anything to tomorrow to-morrow unnecessarily jou are mak- Ing the next day's work so hard that Borne regular duties may have to be postponed. Between thos who have an Inflated Idea of their own importance and those who greatly underestimate their own worth, there are a few who strike a happy medium. If you want to find out what a man thinks of himself, read his political advertisements. If you want to know what others think of him, read the election returns. - William Lillie of Oregon City, Ore., was sued on a note given for a horse. He claimed the horse was misrepresented misrepres-ented and hired an attorney to defend him. He was beaten, appealed the case to the eiivuit court, tried it hluiself and won. This is certainly a horse on the legal profession. |