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Show Albert 6Sede Says.- Some folks call it hard luck when they get what they have coming. ; The man with plenty of watered stock can hardly be blamed for feeling feel-ing in the swim. Laws of fashion are the only ones with no penalty attached that are pretty generally observed. There may be one advantage in not knowing much. You may know so little that you don't even know it. AVhen you feed a man's vanity he doesn't ask questions about how it is cooked or find fault with the way it is served. You never heard a person say: "If I do say it myself," without following follow-ing it up by saying something nice about himself that no one else would have thought of in a thousand years. When a bridegroom turns to whisper whis-per to his wife's ear that she's all his now, she is just as likely as not looking look-ing up to him in a way that seems to say: "You will have to dance to my music now, old man." An Oregon judge has decided that Oregon brides need not adopt their husbands' names unless they wish to. Now if that same judge will decide that the old man doesn't have to give up his salary unless he wishes to, both sides will be happy. |