Gunnison Gazette | 1916-02-18 | Page 2 | Good Prospect for Business

r. Good Prospect for Business. '' 'A young lawyer tells this story on himself with a keen appreciation of Its humor: "A negro came into my office recently re-cently and consulted with me about getting a divorce for his daughter, who was the eldest child. After ascertaining ascertain-ing from the old negro the grounds for a divorce he asked me what my charges would be. I told him, and be said as follows: 'Mr. , you knows l's always given you my business?' 1 told him 'Yes,' and I appreciated it. 'You knows l's always going to give you my business, and Mary what wants this divorce is my oldest chile, and fust and onliest one married. This thing is just startin', and I has eleven chillun, and. of course, you'll get them all, and couldn't you make me a wholesale price on them?"