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Show CLOTHES OF THE DAY. Little boys wear kilt suits of colored cloth. Sailob suits fire worn by girls of all ages. They are invaluable a school nnd play costumes. A new coat is cut loose, belted in at the waist and has enormous pulled sleeves with narrow cuffs. REALLY FUNNY. Boabdeh "Cook, what makes you so fleshy?" Cook (amhifruously) "What I heat, sir." Boston Transcript. "Mltdge is a great admirer of football, foot-ball, he says." "Indeed he is. Why, he never oppns a jack-pot other than with a V." Indianapolis Journal. Tire Pawnbroker, of Coubsk. Algernon Al-gernon "I'll bet you a dollah you cawn't tell the numbaw of me wawtch." "I'll bet you two dollars I can tell you who can." Jeweler's Weekly. Little Brother "Do you do your own washing, Mr. Pe Straight?" Mr. De S. "No, my boy; why do you ask?" L. B. "Because Mr. Crafts, Sue's other fellow, says that you put everything in soak." Springfield L'nion. Little Katie "Are you Mrs. Guy?" Caller "No. my name is Smith." Litr tie Kalie-w-"Vell, I guess mamma didn't know you, 'cause when you were coming com-ing in she said you were the biggeBt gny she ever sav." Inter O.-ean. "The great problem that I have to deal with," said the keeper of the imbecile im-becile asylum, "is to Gnd some occupation occupa-tion for the people under my charge." "Why not sot them to inventing college yells?" asked the visitor. Buffalo Express. |