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Show No End to His Bad Luck. John D. Shoop, at an Anti-Cigarette league banquet, explained his feelings In the story of the colored man. "How are you getting along, Lazarus?" Laz-arus?" asked his master, Interestedly- "I gets along poorly," replied Lazarus, Laz-arus, who complained of his misfortune misfor-tune at length. "Master John, I hasr-such hasr-such bad luck," says he, "that when I dies and is laid away In the tomb and the good Lord says to me, 'Lazarus, come forth,' I know I is sho' to come fifth." |