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Show ADVICE FROM A CRUSH BENEDICT. "A lover," said an old married man, "should never go down on his knees to propose to his sweetheart, sweet-heart, for if she should happen to accept and he should marry her, she will remind him of it fifty times a week. Whenever there is the slightest difference, or when he gives her the least cross word, she fires up in an instant and tells him 'You didn't talk that way w h e n you went do w n -on your Knees and begged me, with tears in your eyes, to marry you.' A man naturally gets tired of being reminded of his folly, but a woman never gets tired of reminding him, and that is what makes a kneeling proposal a peculiarly disagreeable reminiscence, says an exchange. |