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Show At the Minstrels. "Mr. Bones," said Mr. . Tambo, "I have an inquiry to propound to you this evening." "Mr. Bones," echoed the interlocutor, interlocu-tor, "Mr. Tambo says he has an inquiry in-quiry to propound to you this evening." even-ing." "He has an inquiry to propound to me?" repeated Mr. Bones. "Then he may elucidate his animadversions at his leisure." ' "What," asked Mr. Tambo, "Is the difference between a man who stands in front of you in a street car and jabs his wet umbrella into your ribs, and steps on your toes, and will not stand aside so that you may go forward for-ward what is the difference between him and a mule?" "There's isn't any," replied Mr. Bones. Whereupon the interlocutor arose and announced that the entire company would now sing "Let Me Die Beneath the Same Old Flag and Give Us Your Kind Applause." |