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Show How He Did It. At the dinner Saturday of the Military Mili-tary Order of Foreign Wars, Captain Carlyle L. Burridge told of a man who, returning to his domicile at cockcrow, underwent an Inspection by his wife, who desired to know how he came to have a large bump on his forehead. "That? Oh, that's where 1 bit myself," my-self," explained he of the night key. "Bit yourself?" the lady repeated after him. "How could you bite yourself your-self away up there?" "Why, I stood on a chair," he said. Cleveland Leader. |