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Show Mr. Binks I met a woman today that I thought a good deal of once. Mrs. Binks Oh, you did? "Yes. I used to do my very best to please her." "Humph!" "I did everything I could to win her affection." "My goodness!" "And at last I flatter myself that I succeeded." "Wha" "She granted all that I asked, and by so doing made me the happiest man alive."' "Merciful" "I asked her to come up to the house with me today, but she had some shopping to do, and cannot get here until supper time." "Mr. Binks, I am going home to my mother." "She isn't at home, my dear. It was your mother that I met. She gave me you." New York Telegraph. |